遇人不熟

Strangers 沒有大卡士的明星﹐沒有華麗的特技﹐零五年日本電影「遇人不淑」卻比其他大製作的爛片好看﹐因為它回歸一套好電影最根本的靈魂﹐就是一個好的劇本。二個小時的電影發生於一個晚上的時間﹐導演分別從三個角色的角度先後描述同一事件。難得是三部份的故事絲絲入扣﹐編織出一個出乎觀眾意料之外的結局。這齣電影沒有刻意加插笑料﹐但言語之間流露出人生的諷刺﹐不同觀點對同一件事認知的錯落帶出荒謬的幽默感。誠然導演還是會玩些小把戲﹐加強電影的喜劇性。例如背景音樂因關門而突然停止﹐同一場面多次重覆出現﹐但每次也有微妙的差異等等。

故事分為三個部分﹐每個部份分別描述三個男人在同一晚上發生的遭遇﹐而他們三人當晚巧合地給兩個女人串連起來。第一部份的故事很平舖直述﹐一個比電車男更木訥的悶男﹐邂逅一個離家出走的剛失戀女人。他好心收留她回家過夜﹐卻碰上忽然失蹤的前女友回來收捨舊物。失戀女人不當電燈泡奪門而去﹐悶男最後鼓起追著她坐的的士問她拿電話號碼。除了笑他們兩人的笨拙外﹐這部份可以說有點兒沉悶。不過挨過第一部份後﹐再往下看就會發現這部份佈局的精妙。每一個看似不經意的場面﹐每一樣看似無關痛癢的細節﹐都是接下來兩部份的伏筆。當觀眾在後面兩部份中﹐從另一個鏡頭再看到熟悉的場面﹐再聽到似曾相識的對白﹐讓觀眾佩服編劇安排的巧妙。

第二部份的主角是悶男當私家偵探的好朋友﹐ 他的樣子有點兒像梁朝偉。悶男的前女友偷了黑幫大佬一大箱錢﹐要找他幫忙逃走﹐可是護照卻留在悶男家中。這部份的故事與第一部份平衡發展﹐給觀眾解開第一部留下來的伏線﹐知道前女友離開悶男的真相。最後私家偵探給黑幫在餐廳找到﹐給剝光豬捉回去要殺要剮地審問。見了黑幫大佬後卻峰迴路轉﹐大事化小當沒有事情發生﹐讓觀眾看得有點不明所以。到第三部則從黑幫大佬的角度﹐把這晚發生的事情再覆述一次﹐把所有謎底一一掀開﹐讓觀眾恍然大悟後不禁莞爾。

這齣電影一段比一段精彩好笑﹐每段的結構首尾呼應﹐合併出整件事情的真相。這三個部份就好像現實的人生一樣﹐很多事情表面看起來很簡單﹐內裏卻往往暗藏玄機。很多人執著於探查當中的秘密﹐結果給錯縱複雜的關系弄得頭昏腦漲。到最後發現只要換一個角度去看﹐事情的真相原來也可以很簡單。

Portableapps

In the early days of computer, software is self contained in its own directory. When you need to upgrade the computer, just copy the directory to the new harddisk and you are back to business right away. Then comes Windows, software is chopped up into bits and pieces and the data is hiddened somewhere inside the registery and application data. That makes moving the directory of the software a nightmare since you have no idea what stuff you need to backup. If you don’t have to adminstrater privilage in the computer, you can’t even install the software since you have no write access to the registery file. It only make software more inconvinient to use. Finally, someone had enough with this stupid idea of registry and port many commonly used opensource software tp a portable version. You just have to download the software package from their website, unzip the files into the directory and you are ready to go. You can copy the files from one hard disk to another and use the software without any problem. It is good to have a copy of your commonly used software stored in a USB drive for carry around and in case of emergency. I can also get around of the installation limitation of the Critix account at work to install Firefox. The portable applications can be downloaded here.

Murder vs suicide

When I was fixing something with a screw driver yesterday, my hand slipped and I have a long but shallow cut on my wrist. Today I show the cut to my friends, joking that I was trying to commit suicide by cutting my wrist. My friend point out at once it can not be a suicide attempt. She reason that when someone try to kill himself, he would have to cut his wrist a few times before he can slide open his artery. Just think about the mental stress and pain one has to go through before killing himself, it would be surprise if he cut it right the first time. I asked how come she know all about this. She said she learn it from watching CSI. In one episode, the police concluded the victim is murdered instead of suicide from a clean wrist cut. Now I know if I want to murder someone and pretend it to be a suicide case. I need to cut the wrist a few more times to make it more real.

Badminton

I haven’t played badminton for almost a year. I used to play every week some colleagues from Mainland China, but I have to stop due to conflict of schedule with my philosophy class. Last night I have a badminton game with some other friends from work. We went to a really nice badminton center in Richmond. It is modified from a warehouse. It is very large, with more than twenty badminton courts. The lighting is every even and the walls are painted green, so the birdie is easy to see. The court floor us professional non slippery badminton court material, much better than the usual gym wooden floor in community center. Best of all is it only charges $13, only $1 more expensive than renting a court in community center.

I have been playing badminton since high school, but I never have any formal training. My skill cannot improve no matter how often I practice without knowing the right foot movement and the right way of holding the racket. There are group lesson offered in that badminton center, $99 for 8 lessons, not a bag deal. When I sign up for the lesson, the coach gave me a badminton test. We played for 10 minutes, actually I was played by the coach who made me running back and forth to return the birdie. The coach said I am good enough for intermediate lesson, so I pay the tuition fee at once to reserve a spot. Let’s see how much will I improve after 2 months of badminton lessons.

開機救星

Hirens-BootCD-15.2-cd-rom-label

昨天家中的電腦忽然hang機﹐reboot後開機畫面黑漆漆的﹐只看見這行令人恐怖萬份的白色字在螢幕上閃著

Invalid System disk replace the disk and press any key

天哪﹗我電腦找不到我的硬碟﹗跟據我多年的玩電腦經驗﹐這個錯誤訊息可大可小﹐小至BIOS設定出錯﹐大至硬碟報銷也有可能。幸好我還有另一台電腦可用﹐還可以上網找資料參考。出現這個錯誤訊息的主要原因電腦開機時﹐BIOS第一件時是找尋開機硬碟的Master Boot Record(MBR)﹐若硬碟還未format或者MBR損壞了﹐就會出現這個錯誤訊息。

第一件事要檢查﹐就是重新開機﹐留意開機畫面中BIOS有否找到硬碟。若找不到硬碟﹐可能只是機內的電線鬆了﹐也可能硬碟完全報銷。可幸重新開機後我兩隻硬碟還安在﹐這樣第二件事就是按del鍵﹐進入BIOS設定﹐檢查Boot Sequence。在電腦開機後﹐BIOS會順著Boot Sequence的次序去找開機碟。若果CD-ROM或磁碟機有非開機碟﹐或插入了USB碟﹐恰巧它們排在硬碟的順序之上﹐也會出現這個錯誤。若是這個問題﹐只要把CD或磁碟取出﹐或把開機硬碟排在Boot Sequence的第一位﹐重新開機就可以軟易解決問題了。

很不幸我的BIOS設定沒有問題﹐換一句話說就是MBR真的壞了。這時我要出動我的開機救星Hiren’s BootCD。這隻碟是每個電腦人必備的恩物﹐集齊所有開機救機軟件﹐在網上可以免費下載。進入BIOS把CD-ROM排在Boot Sequence的第一位﹐放入Boot CD﹐重新開機。開機後會出現一個畫面﹐問你想從硬碟開機還是從CD開機﹐我選了硬碟。過了慢長的半秒後﹐熟悉而令人安心的畫面出現眼前﹐卒之進入了Windows開機畫面。至少我知道硬碟本身沒有問題﹐Partition也安好﹐只需要修正MBR。不過修正MBR是一件危險的工作﹐如出錯的話會連Partition Table也弄壞﹐到時硬碟中所有資料就沒有了﹐只可以重新format硬碟。所有在進行MBR修正前﹐我花了差不多一晚把我的資料備份﹐抄到去安全的外置硬碟上。修正MBR的正統方法是開Windows的安裝CD開機﹐進入Recovery Console﹐然後執行fixmbr和fixboot兩個指令。我依照Mircosoft官網的旨示做了﹐不過還是開不到機﹐依然看見那個錯誤訊息。不過我對Microsoft的工具也不存厚望﹐始終還是要依靠Hiren’s BootCD的救機工具箱。

拿出Windows安裝CD﹐放入Hiren’s BootCD重新開機。今次選擇從CD開機﹐依照畫面上的Menu﹐選擇MBR Tools﹐再選擇MBRWork﹐跟著這個網頁照做就可以了。先按1把first track備份﹐按4清空MBR﹐按3清空EMBR。這時會有新的選項出現﹐按A去重建Partition Table﹐最後按5重新寫入MBR﹐再重新開機就大功告成﹗

差不多弄了一整晚和一個早上﹐才醫好了我的電腦開機﹐讓它可以正常。真的是自己部電腦才會這樣著緊﹐若果朋友的電腦發生同樣問題叫我修理﹐我大慨會叫他節哀順變format硬碟重裝windows算了。怪不得到街外找人修理電腦這樣貴了﹐因為真的花很多功夫和時間。不過相對起要重裝Windows所需的時間﹐盡力搶救MBR還是比較划算。