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兩週一聚﹕大話小說

hevangel 1st Aug 2009 - 11:20am 兩週一聚

前言﹕這是一個叫「兩周一聚」的活動。是網友米雪兒發起。每月十五日﹑三十日﹐一班住在世界不同角落的香港人都會一起寫同一個題目。今天是第十七次相聚，由南杏出題﹐主題定為「大話小說」。

有沒有數過﹐我們一生中﹐說了多少句大話呢﹖有些大話是存心欺騙的謊言﹐但更多是不經思索便衝口而出的白色大話。那些沒有實際意義的大話﹐到底算不算是大話﹐還應該算是廢話呢﹖正所謂大話旁身世界通行﹐以下這些是我日常使用的十個大話﹕

  1. 塞車遲到(其實是遲出門口)
  2. 對唔住(我都冇錯)
  3. 好快﹐等我五分鐘(跟據愛因斯坦的相對論﹐時間是相對的﹐五分鐘可以是十分鐘﹐半個鐘或一個鐘)
  4. 今晚出街唔會玩好夜(共識是早返阿媽反而會點解咁早返)
  5. 好靚喎(可以形容醜的人或物件)
  6. 冇肥到呀(體量有客觀標準﹐磅下咪知有冇肥囉﹐洗乜問人)
  7. 得閒約出黎食飯喇(電話都冇﹐點約)
  8. 我認得你﹐上次係邊度邊度見過(先生﹐你係乜水)
  9. 咁慘﹐真係可憐(抵你死﹐你都有今日喇)
  10. 哈哈哈(唔好笑都要扮好好笑)

其他大話﹕ 南杏、木棉 Simon、The Man、Haricot、Lomichee、mad dog、tintinbright、加燦、athrunz…

若果想參加兩周一聚的朋友﹐可以參看這個網頁。

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