前言﹕這是一個叫「兩周一聚」的活動。是網友米雪兒發起。每月十五日﹑三十日﹐一班住在世界不同角落的香港人都會一起寫同一個題目。今天是第十七次相聚，由南杏出題﹐主題定為「大話小說」。
有沒有數過﹐我們一生中﹐說了多少句大話呢﹖有些大話是存心欺騙的謊言﹐但更多是不經思索便衝口而出的白色大話。那些沒有實際意義的大話﹐到底算不算是大話﹐還應該算是廢話呢﹖正所謂大話旁身世界通行﹐以下這些是我日常使用的十個大話﹕
- 塞車遲到(其實是遲出門口)
- 對唔住(我都冇錯)
- 好快﹐等我五分鐘(跟據愛因斯坦的相對論﹐時間是相對的﹐五分鐘可以是十分鐘﹐半個鐘或一個鐘)
- 今晚出街唔會玩好夜(共識是早返阿媽反而會點解咁早返)
- 好靚喎(可以形容醜的人或物件)
- 冇肥到呀(體量有客觀標準﹐磅下咪知有冇肥囉﹐洗乜問人)
- 得閒約出黎食飯喇(電話都冇﹐點約)
- 我認得你﹐上次係邊度邊度見過(先生﹐你係乜水)
- 咁慘﹐真係可憐(抵你死﹐你都有今日喇)
- 哈哈哈(唔好笑都要扮好好笑)
其他大話﹕ 南杏、木棉 Simon、The Man、Haricot、Lomichee、mad dog、tintinbright、加燦、athrunz…
most common lies in the cities…haha
probably in the world too.
i guess you are quite right that as opposed to providing these common lies, saying the truth could be quite refreshing, if not equally effective. :o)
When we get older, people appreciate sarcasm! =)
The innocent minds don’t necessarily enjoy it because they do not comprehend this type of social interactions. However, it is also a time to signal us not to treat them as babies!!
I especially like phrase #2. You definitely hit the point!!! =D
– cmhy