Random Quote

The way it works is, you do the thing you’re scared shitless of, and you get the courage after you do it, not before you do it. — Three Kings

Current Reading

You must configure the plugin
developed by Jhack

Lastest Reference


  • Marvell debuts passive optical network chips

    For a long time, I was wondering the decision of PMC buying Passive, a PON chip maker. Even though the Passive division did not bring in as much revenue as we expected, but it seems it’s the right acquisition after all. If Marvell and [...]

  • The engineering gap

    My experience agrees with the articles that many Indian engineers are not as good as they claim to be. But I don’t think a new standardize test will solve the problem. The test only would work until some PREP school cracked the marking [...]

  • The Evil That Apple Does

    If Apple has the monopoly market share like Microsoft, Apple would be an eviler company than Microsoft. A close software system kill innovation and progress. I support Google’s open software model.

    by Steven Cherry, January 28, [...]

  • Driven to distraction

    Mr. Pink is dead wrong. Intrinsic rewards and the pleasure gain from doing a job well only comes if the job is paid well. You will simply feel ripped off if you are not rewarded accordingly.

    Jan 14th 2010, The Economist
    Two and a half cheers for [...]

  • The return of the mainframe

    My first co-op job was writing software for IBM AS/400 mainframe. I wonder if mainframe gets back into fashion, is my mainframe programming skill still marketable.

    Jan 14th 2010, The Economist
    The mother of all computers no longer looks [...]

  • RSSArchive for Lastest Reference »

Google Adsense

All ad income will donate to St. Mary Catholic Church
«  
  »

兩週一聚﹕笑話一則

hevangel 14th Jul 2009 - 07:31pm 兩週一聚

前言﹕這是一個叫「兩周一聚」的活動。是網友米雪兒發起。每月十五日﹑三十日﹐一班住在世界不同角落的香港人都會一起寫同一個題目。今天是第十六次相聚，由Zone出題﹐主題定為「笑話一則」。

一間大多倫多市的中學舉行職業講座﹐請來三位垃圾工人講述他們的工作。

來自Etobicoke市的垃圾工人首先說﹕「倒垃圾的工作雖然辛苦點﹐但我毫無學歷中學還未畢業﹐每小時有二十元人工已是不錯了。」

來自Toronto市的垃圾工人接著說﹕「倒垃圾的工作雖然辛苦點﹐但我毫無學歷中學還未畢業﹐多得市政府工會替我爭取加薪﹐每小時有三十元人工很不錯呢。」

最後一個自己開私人垃圾公司的工人說﹕「倒垃圾的工作雖然辛苦點﹐但我毫無學歷中學還未畢業﹐多得市政府的垃圾工人搞罷工﹐我愛收多少錢便收多少錢﹗」

注一﹕多倫多市的垃圾工人正在罷工﹐現在大多市臭氣薰天。
注二﹕文中的人工只是約數﹐可能有錯誤。
注三﹕我正在練習Toastmaster的幽默演講手冊﹐運用手冊中的幽默原理創作這個笑話﹐請多多指教。

其他笑話﹕ Zero、南杏 (下期出題)、加燦、 Humptidumpti、 michelle、 athrunz、 Petit_melon、 Haricot、 best actor、C9讀與食、wiwiana、 The Man Who Loves Everton、石先生、洛言、mad dog、chilli mom 、hevangel、longqt、audreyma、lomichee、amy、軍師奶、Mugen C

若果想參加兩周一聚的朋友﹐可以參看這個網頁。

Related posts
Views: 101 views Categories: 兩週一聚 Subscribes to the comments
Tags: , ,

Print This Post Print This Post | Email This Post Email This Post | Vote This Post DownVote This Post Up (No Ratings Yet)
 Loading ... Loading ...

6 comments to 兩週一聚﹕笑話一則

Leave a Reply

 

 

 

You can use these HTML tags

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong> <pre lang="" line="" escaped="">

«  
  »