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前言﹕這是一個叫「兩周一聚」的活動。是網友米雪兒發起。每月十五日﹑三十日﹐一班住在世界不同角落的香港人都會一起寫同一個題目。今天是第二十三次相聚，由火羽出題﹐主題定為「假如我有魔法或超能力」。… [...]
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This is the forth speech in the Humorously Speaking manual. The objective of the speech is to open with a self-depreciating joke and use at least two sets of series of jokes in the body. Many of you may already know I am studying philosophy in SFU… [...] 
This Campbell Hausfeld is an entry level air compressor. It is on sales at Canadian Tires with 50% off the regular price. Campbell Hausfeld made professional air tools. According to online reviews, this model is better than Canadian Tire’s… [...] 
Since I bought a place, I am learning to to become a handy man. Today I just under took my first home renovation project, install window blinds in the garage window. We are replacing the generic flimsy generic vinyl blinds come with the house with… [...] Should I swallow some hookworms to cure my allergies and asthma?… [...] 
Yes, it’s pink. No, I am not gay. I bought a pink hand held label printer. We need a label printer for our new house. This one is just too good a deal to pass. There are only two major brands of label printer, Dymo and Brother. When I think of label,… [...] Maybe we should go back to the old fashion 3 party system. Outlaw the separatist Bloc Quebecois, merge the Green Party with NDP. Then we can have a more meaningful election. Too bad that the Conservative is unlikely to win a majority government… [...] Organic food is out of fashion. Welcome genetic modify food with enhanced nutrition. Artificial gotta be better than the natural product, otherwise where is the value add of human?… [...] 
A flash card software works like an old fashion flash card. You write new words on the side of the card and definition on the other side. You randomly draw cards from the deck to test how well you remember the words. A flash card software has more… [...] 
Vacuum the floor is an essential house chores I love to hate. On one hand, I don’t want to live among the dust. On the other hand, dragging the vacuum cleaner over all the place is not a pleasant task. I don’t have to vacuum no more. I… [...] 
每次黃子華開棟篤笑﹐他總會替無線拍套電視劇集﹐一方面幫自己賣廣告﹐另一方便他是收視的保證﹐可謂子華無記雙贏的宣傳法。自從《男親女愛》創造了黃子華公式後﹐他的每套集我必定追看。畢竟真正好笑的無記劇集不多﹐偶然有特別好看的自然要捧場。不過始終黃子華不是無線親生仔﹐年尾的電視頒獎典禮視帝論不到他。不過相信子華也不會介意這些虛銜﹐反正他必定會說視帝又沒有獎金﹐不好現實些加人工好過。… [...] This world map suppose to be making fun of the shallow mind of Hong Kong people. However, I am quite proud of our geography knowledge. Comparing to the stupid Americans who can’t even point out their own country in the map. At least we can… [...] There will be a new meaning to the term dry cleaning. Washing clothes using nylon beads instead of water is an interesting idea. The only question is how much the nylon beads costs. Water is pretty cheap, it is hard to beat the cost of using water?… [...] Another example on why our intellectual properties legal system is broken. It is simply ridiculous that someone found a technology company, sell it to pocket billions of dollars, then sue the new owner infringe his copyright.… [...] Some teachers are boring, some teachers are not. Some games are boring and some are not. Replacing classroom with games alone won’t solve the problem how to motivate students to learn in the first place. Force to sit quietly inside a classroom… [...] Google is making the first step on the quest to fix the broken and unfair copyright laws. It is not surprising the greedy copyright holders and evil Microsoft object to what will benefit the public out of their own interest.… [...] 
早在中大學生報亂倫問卷﹐反同性戀歧視法﹐淫審條修定案以前﹐我己十分留意明光社的動向。畢竟在基督教網上論壇日子不淺﹐看著明光社結集教內保守勢力﹐從搶佔教內的言論空間﹐到漸漸活躍於主流傳媒﹐從去信影視處投訴電視節目不雅﹐到嚴如自封為基督教代言人﹐要打一場社會意識形態的道德聖戰。可是明光社卻淪為基督教的負資產﹐其偏激言論破壞基督教在一般人心中的印象﹐讓外間以為基督徒皆屬反智。在教內理性開明的聲音在淹沒之際﹐張國棟弟兄挺身而出寫《論盡明光社》一書﹐義正嚴詞地指正明光社的錯誤﹐希望他們能夠迷途知返﹐不再敗壞基督教的名聲。… [...] 前言﹕這是一個叫「兩周一聚」的活動。是網友米雪兒發起。每月十五日﹑三十日﹐一班住在世界不同角落的香港人都會一起寫同一個題目。今天是第二十一次相聚，由HumptiDumpti出題﹐主題定為「重頭一次」。… [...] In the global economy of outsourcing, design knowledge is slowly become a commodity. Low wage workers in third world countries will eventually learn your know-hows and technical skills. The only want to stay competitive is be creative. That’s… [...] We just have our ecoEnergy inspection for our new place over the weekend. The Canadian government is giving out ecoEnergy Retrofit Home Grants to encourage home owners making their home more energy efficient. Before your renovation,… [...] |
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