Category Archives: Daily Scribble

My random thoughts of the day.

Billion

How much is one billion? I am surprise to find out no many people know this word represents two numbers difference by a factor of 1000 depends on who you talk to. In US, 1 billion is 1000000000, 9 zeros, but in UK, 1 billion is 100000000000, 12 zeros. Today at lunch, we talked about the dream for all guys, marry to a rich woman and settle for life. One friend declare he will sell his body (probably his soul) to any woman, even an ugly, old and stingy woman, for 2 billion dollars. Then we joked about what currency this 2 billion dollar is, some insist it has to be in US, but some one say 2 billion HK dollars is enough. Then I bring up the question which definition of billion he is refering to, since it makes a big difference. Actually, I am the only one in my lunch group knows there is a difference, and no one believes me at first. To be honest, I couldn’t remember the exact difference either. It is hard to convince others when everyone think you are wrong and you have no external authoritative reference. Fortunately, I have Oxford dictionary installed in my Treo, so I simply look up the word and prove I am right. It is so convenient that technology brings all information to your finger tip. Just imagine if there is unlimited broadband internet connection to my Treo to bring together the power of Google and Wikipedia as well. Many unnecessary arguments are often caused by inaccurate information, if everyone can access reliable source of information at anytime, the world would have less argument and be more quiet.

Now, here is the billion dollars question, how much is 1 billion worth in HK? I assume it would follow the UK definition since it was an English colony, but somehow I sort of remember HK follow the US monetary system. Anyways, next time when you have a deal worth a billion, make sure both side agree on the same definition of a billion.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest 迦勒比海盜﹕決戰魔盜王

Pirates of the Caribbean 添食開拍的續集電影通常比第一集遜色﹐「迦勒比海盜」也不例外。第二集「決戰魔盜王」承接上集的餘威﹐雖然在票房方面十分賣坐﹐但說穿了還只不過是套很通普的荷里活公式大片。主角起用靚仔靚女吸引粉絲入場﹐使用大量電腦特技令觀眾覺得值回票價﹐從開場到完場一路節奏緊湊﹐劇本有打有笑交足功課﹐不過故事內容則完全欠奉深度。我沒有看過「迦勒比海盜」第一集﹐亦從不打算看第二集﹐時間不應浪費在看通俗娛樂片上。上星期去旅行時﹐酒店有免費電影供住客租借﹐反正晚上沒有電腦上網﹐左右也是無聊要打發時間﹐便呆在房中的觀看這齣電影。既然是免費自不能喊回水﹐不過倒想問片商賠償我兩個小時寶貴的光陰。若要用一個字來形容這電影﹐就是一個『悶』字。

看「決戰魔盜王」的故事不需要用腦﹐我懷疑編劇們也沒有用腦﹐動作指導和特技組先設計作為電影賣點的打鬥場面﹐編劇再隨意作條主線把那些場面串連起來﹐也不需要理會劇情是否合理﹐反正觀眾入場也只是求官感刺激﹐對故事不會包有任何期望。劇情很簡單的直線發展﹐俊男美女主角的奇遇一個接一個﹐東奔西跑走來走去玩尋寶。先是去找杰克船長的黑珍珠號﹐找到了般長就要救人﹐救人後就兵分兩路﹐一路人找魔盜王的鬼船偷寶箱鎖匙﹐另一路人去孤島找寶箱﹐最後來個寶箱爭奪戰﹐一伙人邊打邊逃避魔盜王的追殺﹐結局留一大條伏線給第三集。沒錯﹐特技花妝很出色﹐魔盜王的蝦兵蟹將栩栩如生﹐百變潛水鬼船和襲擊帆船的巨型墨魚也很悅目。可是看了這麼多年電腦特技電影﹐我早已經對這些綽頭麻木了﹐沒有五六年前初看電腦特技嘩嘩聲的感覺﹐做得再好也不外如是。看見巨型黑魚決戰海盜船﹐不單沒有緊張刺激的氣氛﹐反到覺很有點滑稽好笑﹐怎麼三四十年代B級科幻片的橋段也可以咸魚翻生。

劇本不合理是這齣電影的失敗之處﹐用經典海盜尋寶的故事作為骨幹沒有問題﹐但去尋寶的理由必需要合理﹐尋寶遇到的角色展現人生百態﹐而最終主角在尋寶過程中有所成長。可惜在這電影中沒有這些基本的戲劇元素﹐只有特技﹐動作場面﹐和更加多的特技。杰克船長去尋寶是希望用寶箱與魔盜王討價還價﹐一筆勾消他用靈魂換船的舊債。他有一張印有鎖匙圖樣的羊皮紙﹐便不用去大費週章找那條鎖匙了﹐叫鎖匠依照圖樣再造一條不就可以了。再者就算沒有鎖匙﹐也有很多方法可以開箱﹐海盜也該懂得小偷的謀生手藝嘛。靚仔主角要殺死寶箱裏面魔盜王的心臟﹐解放靈魂賣了給魔盜王的父親﹐按常理杰克應該站在靚仔那邊﹐魔盜王死了就不怕他來追債﹐剷草除根就不用討價還價這樣麻煩。那個魔盜王腦筋也是有點問題﹐這麼重要是寶箱就應該隨身攜帶﹐埋在無人荒島﹐肯定不及在他的無敵鬼船上安全。若果杰克船長多動一點腦袋﹐這齣戲就可以在開場後十五分鐘完場﹐用隨心如意指南針找出藏寶地點﹐再用炸藥或暴力把寶箱打開﹐一刀殺死魔盜王的心臟一了百了。當然杰克船長這麼有腦有計謀﹐就不需要無頭無腦的連場打鬥特技﹐為保證票房收益只好委屈杰克船長扮白痴了。

Enviromentalist

Today I had beer and wings with some colleagues after work to celebrate success of our previous the project.  Between beers, we chatted about environment issues.  The boss talked about a documentary he saw on global warming.  It is the controversal one that calls the environmentalist crying wolfs.  The theory is not new, I have read it somewhere else a few years ago.  The environmentalists think global warming is caused by green house gases, but the theory said the climate change is caused by solar cycle, which is a natural phenomena spanning cycles of a few several hundred years.  Then the documentary accuse the whole environmental industry are created out of thin air to profit from people’s fear of global warming.  Well, the topic could have been a heated debate, but since the boss is in charge of the conversation, I just play safe by repeat what we usualy hear form the mass media to join the converation.  You don’t have to truely agree with the view point you say, it can’t go wrong if the points are on the newspaper and everyone knows those points as facts.  People will preceived you have said something intelligent but in fact you are just being a recorder without giving too much thoughts.  When in doubt or want to hide your ture self, side with the majority, so that you don’t have to think about how to defense your points.  The burden of proof is always in the side of the minority.

Why I blog?

To blog or not to blog, that is the question. I have been thinking about why do I blog lately. Newspaper, magazine have been talking about the blogsphere for quite some time. Some people think blog is just an open dairy, some other blog is the new media that can revolutionize the traditional mass media. Technically speaking, blog is just an online content managment system. There is no limitation on what content can show up in a the blog, that all depends on the blogger’s personal perference. Writing blog is just like writing a notebook, if you write dairy then your blog is a dairy; if you report news then your blog is a journal; if you write stories then your blog is a novel. People write blog for different reasons, some want to share his thoughts with friends, some write for popularity, some want to change the world, some simply want a place to keep track of his own writing.

I start writing blog two years ago. At first I just want to write something everyday to practice my writing skill. Later, I want to capture my thoughts before they are lost forever. Then writing blog become the mean to force myself to think, trying hard to squeeze out the last ounce of creativity. For a while, I saw some bloggers rank high in the blogsphere and wanted to chase after popularity. Although not many people reads it but I still want to do a better job and I gave myself unnecessary pressure. I stopped for a moment and think it over. I should just return to the root of writing blog, just write for fun and express myself. My blog is a projection of my mind. If my writing is kinda messy, so be it, because my mind is also a mess.

Accountability

If I have learned a single key concept from the project management training that is project management is all about ownership and accountability. You are accountable to make some deliveries in the project, and that may depends on the deliveries that is out side of your control. You have to communicate with all your stakeholders who is accountable for what and hold them accountable for what they promise to delivery. If something is changed, there is always a ripple effect that affect everyone down the line. That is where the dependency chart comes in place and have to communicate well ahead of time to all stakeholders the line of responsibility. The other concept I learned is contingency plan. Contingency is different from padding. Padding is hidden in the schedule or resource allocation but contingency is shown as a separate item in the project plan, it is not meant to be use but allow flexibility to handle risk that may arise in the project. Stating the obvious assumption and constraint in the project plan is also very important, since many obvious thing are not that obvious. Unless you write it down explicitly, people tends to ignore them. Fundamentally, effective communication underwrite all the project planning practice. The instructor told us eventually what determine whether the project will success is not how well is plan, but how good the relationship the people involve in the project. The soft skill is more valuable than the hard skill in project management. Everyone in class agree we need to improve in our communication, we are all engineers who talk to computer more than people after all. In short session about communication, the instructor reinforce the concept I have learned Archibald Putt and Dale Carnegie. The end of communication to archive what you want, but the mean is to talk about what other people want. Effective communication is that your proposition can be summarized in less than 25 words. When making a presentation, left out the details or you asking for unwelcome questions distract the audience from your goal. All idea has fit well in a 15 minutes presentation, which is the amount of time people willing to hear form you before they lost their interest. I think I have learned a lot in this 2 days training, not any new knowledge in particular, but some high level concept that is universally useful.