Fail toys

Every kids love toys. Now after I have grown up, the little kid inside me still love toys. Yet there are some toys are failed so badly that they become classics. I stumble upon Mike Mozart’s show on Youtube and I spent 2 hours watching every clips of the show. It’s just so funny that I couldn’t stop laughing. Sometimes, I wonder what’s in the mind of those toy designers. Do they did it on purpose or it merely an accident? Here are some of my most favorite failed toys.

Pooping Dog Barbie

Wolverine Inflatable Hammer

Disney Rad Repeating Tarzan

Batman water gun

Woodworking 101

I am taking woodworking for beginner at Vancouver School Board. Today is the first day of eight lessons. At the end of the lessons, I will build a small table with a drawer. Before today’s class, I always thought how can can woodworking be? It seems quite easy to buy some piece of wood, cut them to the right size and then screw them together. I totally underestimate the depth of knowledge involved in woodworking. Even I don’t care about workmanship, decoration, artistic design and all those useless subjective aspects, there are still lots of thing I need to know in order to build a functional and sturdy table.

The first class covers some basic workshop safety, required by the school board for using the workshop. Then the instructor spent almost an hour teaching us different kinds of wood. I just realize soft wood is not always soft and hard wood is not always hard. Soft wood refers to wood from evergreen tree and hard wood refers to wood from deciduous trees. I saw many wood samples from pine, fir, spruce, cherry, to maple, birch, alder to oak, walnut and teak. I get a general understanding on how to pick good wood and why the good wood worth the more expensive price tag. I learn the difference between vertical cut and flat cut, rough lumber and finished lumber, construction grade and trim grade. I also learned that a 2×4 is not really 2″ by 4″, it only got 1.5″ x 3.5″.

The instructor shows us how to use the machines in the second half of the class. It is the first time I operate a sliding saw and cut my first piece of wood. Safety is very important in working with power tools. Always pay attention where your hands are and stay away from any moving parts. You don’t want to lose your fingers. I learned how to use mitre saws, table saws, jointer, planner and difference kinds of blades. I also learn three ways of making a join, pocket hole, dowel and biscuit. Too bad that the class is only 3 hours long, the instructor did not have time show us all the power tools. We will learn routers, other drills and saws in the advance class.

The instructor is very nice, he will take us out on a field trip to buy wood this Sunday. I still haven’t decide what kind of wood I want to use. I want to use the cheaper pine if I screw up my table or I can use a better looking cherry or birch if I want to display my work in the living room. Buying wood is not cheap, the material cost of the table is at least $50, it may be over $100 if I go for expensive wood like walnut or oak. Buying a MDF table from IKEA is cheaper than building your once.

I am looking forward to next class. Woodworking is quite rewarding since you can see your production born from nothing other than a pile of wood. I think all men should know some basic woodworking skill. Woodworking is a very manly activity You are not man enough if you don’t know how to work with wood.

Ecownomics

Listen environmentalist and animal right activities. Factory farming is more environmental friendly for milk cows. It uses less water, releases less green house gas and produces more milk.

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Google Warns of China Exit Over Hacking

Bravo to Google. They really live up to their corporate motto: “Don’t do evil”. They have the guts say no to the Chinese government. No one know where history will lead, but Google may very well trigger the fall of the communist party.

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Rain making

Vancouver has a gloomy winter. We have almost non-stop rain fall from October till April. To make us more depressing, the unusual sunshine often come during the weekday when everyone is trapped inside the office. I have an idea that will make Vancouver winter more bearable. We can use rain making to shift sunshine from weekdays to weekends. The technology is rain making already available. In fact, China has been using rain making technique to control rain fall for decades. One of the best example of human triumph over the environment is how China control rain falls during the Beijing Olympics last year.

The principle of rain making is fairly simple. Spray silver iodide or dry ice into the atmosphere and water module will attract to the particles and form rain clouds. We can create rain clouds during the weekday to give us a sunny weekend. Silver iodide can spray from a plane or shoot up to sky using rockets. The Vancouver city government should consider rain making as a public service. We can save money by outsourcing the work to high school science project. Imagine if each high school student build a rain making rocket, there will be enough rocket to give us sunshine every weekend.

Rain making has no environment concerns, since rain eventually will falls without human innervation. The total amount of rain fall does not change over a long period of time, we are just making it rain at a more convenient time. The first step is to control rain falls, the next step is to find ways to control temperatures. If we can make rains fall on Friday at 4-5C on Friday in Vancouver, then Saturday would be the perfect ski day with sunshine and soft powder snow in Whistler.