Comedy club

Tonight is the project end party to celebrate the completion of the product.  With the current economy, the department does not have a huge budget for celebration, so we have to say goodbye to the good old day of the snowmobile celebration party.  The organizer of the party made good use of the limited budget to give us a fun event.  We had a tapas buffet dinner at Yuk Yuk’s, the best comedy club in town.  The good thing is we have bottomless beer.  It’s a corporate event, everyone is well behave and won’t be drinking too much.  Is does not cost much more to buy a few beer per person, but it makes the party a lot more fun when we don’t have have to pay for our own alcohol.

After the dinner is the comedy show.  It is pretty standard stand up comedy, just like as seen on TV.  There is a small stage in the front with red curtain as backdrops.  On the stage there are just a chair and a microphone.  The host come out and tell us a few jokes to warm up the night.  Then he introduce comedians of tonight.  The show lasted about 2 hours and each comedian get about 10-15 minutes.  All of them are very funny, except the first one who is on stage for the first time ever.  There are lots of dirty jokes, so the show is probably adults only.  Talking about sex always make people laugh.  Another common joke topic is pick on politically correct and the environment fags.  The last comedian is really good, he is the host of a radio talk show in the afternoon.  He asked the audience for some names of famous people or cartoon characters, then he can imitate their voices.  To make it even more funny, he used the imitated voice to read a porn novel.

The comedians seems entertain us so effortlessly.  Some of the jokes are really genius, but most of the jokes are pretty lame, yet we still laugh hard.  On the way back when I was riding the Skytrain, I tried to come up with my own joke.  Then I realize it is pretty hard even to make a lame joke.

誤導學生的七句話

社會上對補習天王天后一般帶有負面印象﹐有些教育學者和政府官員﹐更視補習風氣為洪水猛獸﹐認為他們誤導學生相信考試主宰人生﹐剝奪學生愉快學習的童年。我對補習社沒有特別好感﹐不過倒擁護香港一直以來行之有成的考試制度。今天路過補習天后梁賀琪的網誌﹐她是全港最大補習社遵理學校的創辦人﹐閱讀她寫的散文下﹐發現她與我對教育的看法有多相同觀點。我對補習社是好是壞還沒有定論﹐不過梁天后為補習界在我心中加了不少分。順帶一題﹐我人生最敬重的老師沈Sir現在也是教遵理。沈Sir未當補習天王前在我們中學教物理﹐我們一班40人考會考﹐竟然有26條A。他可超過半班學生拿A﹐真犀利。

在她的網誌中﹐有幾篇文章談論誤導學生的七句話。相信在香港讀書的朋友﹐或多或少也會聽過這幾句說話。我細個時也曾誤信其中某幾句﹐現在見識多了明白那些說話害人不淺﹐回頭看發現當年浪費不少時間。若果小時候有人教導我正確的學習態度﹐糾正這句說話的歪理﹐或許今天我是一個完全不同的人。當然這幾句說話不能說全錯﹐只是有意無意忽略了最重要的訊息。學生照著做就好像練武林密笈只練拳法不學心法一樣﹐完全是浪費時間。

  1. 唔明就要問 – 不是叫你完全不要問問題﹐重點是要經過思考後還不明白才問問題。
  2. 明了就不必死記 – 記就必定是死記﹐只有死記了才能夠活用。
  3. 範文窒礙學生思考 – 打功夫從套拳開始﹐寫書法也是從 摹帖開始﹐範文就是寫文章的基本功夫。
  4. 多作文可以改善寫作 – 只寫文章不檢討文章寫得好不好﹐就好像寫程式不debug一樣。不論寫多少行code﹐永遠也寫不出一個program出來。
  5. 學英文根本不必學文法 – 文法其實是學習外語的捷徑。
  6. 到外國留學可以改善英文 – 外國後要少和中國人來往才能學好英文啊。
  7. 求學不是求分數 – 這個不用說了吧。

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Romantic Pattern

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I always have trouble understanding why something is romantic but something else is not. I went to shopping with Pat today. We saw some bag with different pattern, she pointed at one of the bags with some kind of flower pattern and said that’s romantic. The bag next to it has a similar flower pattern and I asked whether that one is also romantic, Pat said my pattern is bad taste. Women love romantic things, but men, especially engineers, always have problem found the boundary of romantic and end up falling into the trap of bad taste.

I know the academic definition of romantic. Given me a piece of music, literature, philosopher and architecture etc, I can found out whether or not it is from the romantic period. Romantic era has different characteristic that make it distinguish from the classical period or the modern period. Romantic is definitely not rational, mechanical, well structured or simple. Romantic is not chaotic, that belongs to the post-modern era. However when it comes to pattern, I can tell what is not a romantic pattern reliably. But after I filter out all the patterns violate the romantic rules, I still can’t tell what is a romantic pattern. I wonder what am I missing from my romantic spotting algorithm.

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