Diamond

In the old days when people buy diamonds, they have to equip themselves with vast knowledge of the jewelery so that they won’t get rip off by the shops.  They have to know how to determine the grade of the diamond, learn how to examine the rock in order to determine the fair value they should pay.  Now, diamond is getting more and more common, it has moved down market from luxury goods to commodity.  The economist’s definition of commodity is anything that is replaceable by another indistinguishable items with the same quality.  We don’t have to know anything about the physical appearance of the diamond, we just need to know how to read the certification of the diamond.  Each diamond has a bar code imprinted by laser, which corresponds to its certification.  All measurements of the diamond required to determine its value are listed in the certification.  Then price of a diamond is easily found in the open market by comparing the price of similar diamonds.  The certification system of diamond lower the trading cost of diamond.  As long as the consumers have confidence in the certification agency, there are less room for market manipulation by the middle men in diamond trade.

I wonder is it possible to set up similar certification system for jade, pearl and other jeweleries.  It is more reliable to price the jewelery with objective number than subjective impression on how good the jewelery looks.  On a second thought, why jewelery should have a price after all?  They are practically useless, so they have only psychological demands.  People want jeweleries only because other people want jeweleries, not because anyone need the jeweleries.  If jeweleries are just a proxy for people to show off how rich they are, wouldn’t it more efficient to simply show off your net worth?  If you are rich enough, you don’t need any jeweleries, your identity ellipse whatever you wear.  If you are not that rich, why waste money on jeweleries trying to impress the lesser minds?  Why not spend the money on yourself instead?

Toastmaster ATM#4 – Bobby

Dr. Jacob is sitting in a large corner office, over looking the fantastic view of downtown San Diego. The CEO of Dr. Jacob’s company, Bio Research, is sitting across the desk, like a statue. Dr. Jacob was called into this unexpected meeting all in sudden.  He has any clue what is happening, but he can sense something big is coming up. His hands are sweating. He feels butterflies inside his stomach. He tries to look clam by holding his hands tight, but that only makes his hands sweat even more. The meeting room is dead quiet, he can hear the clock on the wall is ticking.  tick-tick-tick. The few seconds since Dr. Jacob entered the room  seems like an eternity.  Finally the CEO breaks the silence and says:

“Dr. Jacob, I have a bad news for you. Starting today, the company will discontinue all financial support to Bobby.”

Dr. Jacob hear the words, he interrupts the CEO hastily and says, “You can’t do this to me. Bobby is my precious child. Do you remember 3 years ago when he was born, everyone in the company joined me to celebrate his birth. Do you remember you were also there on the day he speaks his first word. Do you remember last month we had a great time in his birthday party? You can not just pull the plug from Bobby.”

The CEO listens with patient, wait until Dr. Jacob is finish, and says, “Jacob, I am really sorry, I wish I can help, but there is nothing I could do. The board of directors made this decision final.”

Dr. Jacob does not give up, he try his best to convince the CEO to take back this decision. He tries to make the CEO recall the good memory he had with Bobby. He tells stories how Bobby brings love and joy to the workers in his lab. He tells how important Bobby is to him and Bobby is the meaning of his life. Dr. Jacob keeps pleading and begging, but the CEO is not moved. The CEO just states coldly that the decision has been made. The earning is not looking good this quarter and the company can not afford to spend any more money on Bobby. The CEO urges Dr. Jacob to accept the fact and move on. While Dr. Jacob is making himself heard, he is getting more and more excited. He raises his voice and starting waving his fist. At the end, Dr. Jacob is pointer his fingers to the CEO, yelling at him, and says “What you are doing is killing.  You are killing Bobby. You murderer.” At this point, the CEO feels his personal safety is in threat; he calls in the security at once, telling them “Please take this man out of my sight.” Dr. Jacob is still screaming and kicking when he is dragging out of the CEO’s office by the securities.

At last, the office door is close again, the room returns to quiet. The CEO takes a few moments to collect his thoughts. He just wonders to himself, why Dr. Jacob makes such a big deal about terminating Bobby, it is just a genetic modified dog after all.

Rataouille 五星級大鼠

Ratatouille 自從Toy Story開始﹐Pixar每年也會推出一套新的動畫電影﹐我每次都心甘情願地買飛到戲院捧場﹐每次完場時也讚口不絕﹐熱切期待明年新的一套電影。「五星級大鼠」是Pixar給迪士尼收購後的首部作品﹐大慨迪士尼給與Pixar高度自治的創作自由﹐電影沒有給傳統迪士尼的老土風格污染﹐依然保持Pixar一貫的清新幽默﹐暖流窩心﹐暗藏大智慧的靈氣。近幾年迪士尼已經完全沒有製作平面動畫﹐聽聞它的繪畫製作組也給解散了﹐未來將是立體電腦動畫的天下。

從純技術的角度去看﹐這套電影的動畫效果比舊作更上一層樓。「海底奇兵」的突破是造出迫真的水﹐「五星級大鼠」的突破則是造出了迫真的火。火與水的特性很相似﹐不是實質的固體﹐光線的反射和穿透涉及大量計自算﹐很難用電腦模型去繪畫出來﹐但戲中廚房火爐噴出的火焰﹐拍得像真的一樣﹐不禁令人佩服。其實看了這麼多年的電腦動畫﹐我早已給畫面上的特技效果寵壞﹐視那些幾可亂真的鏡頭為理所當然的事。電腦動畫不能再只是虛擬現實世界的畫面﹐而是要創造出一個超越真實的世界﹐完全釋放觀眾的幻想。

「五星級大鼠」的故事溫馨感人﹐一隻鄉下小老鼠有天賦的入廚天份﹐他受到電視烹飪節目中肥佬名廚啟發﹐決定要走進人類社會﹐不甘心做一隻吃垃圾的老鼠﹐創造出天下最美味的菜色。這套是合家歡電影﹐全片笑聲不絕﹐老鼠仔故然生動可愛﹐他的人類拍檔也搞笑有趣。老鼠仔躲在廚師帽裏面﹐扯著頭髮像操控木偶一樣﹐讓不懂煮菜的掃地小子﹐搖身一變成為巴黎市的大廚新星。人鼠合力保著肥佬名廚老牌餐廳的招牌﹐從苛刻老闆手中取回餐廳的股份﹐還追求靚女師父贏得美人歸。詳細的戲情在此不多說了﹐戲中每個場面的編排別出心裁﹐細心欣賞保證有意外驚喜。

看這套電影不禁令人聯想起日本動畫「伙頭智多星」和周星馳的「食神」。以前我們常常笑「伙頭智多星」中﹐那些食客品嘗味吉陽一的美食後﹐那大呼「好好味呀」的跨張表情。同樣是表達食物的味美﹐「五星級大鼠」的方法則充滿藝術感。藉著富有法國情調的爵士配樂的變化﹐加上畫面流暢的描像符號擺動﹐觀眾有感受到銀幕上食物味道的錯覺。「食神」中最美味的食物﹐不是名貴的山珍海錯﹐而是一碗平凡的叉燒飯﹐勾起食客心中的回憶。「五星級大鼠」小老鼠最後戰決刁嘴食家的菜色﹐名稱與戲名相同叫Ratatouille﹐只是一道平凡不過的法國家常小菜﹐卻令食家重溫小時候母親的溫暖﹐溶化了他那顆冰封冷酷的心﹐讓他記起美食的真正意義。

劇中人鼠建立深厚的友情﹐人類動物一家親大團員結局。可是現實中的老鼠不懂烹飪﹐只會吃垃圾傳播病菌。就如劇中的老鼠爸爸說﹐老鼠是人類的天敵﹐人類只會用捕鼠器毒藥把牠們趕盡殺絕。老鼠大軍在廚房中煮菜只會在動畫中出現﹐老鼠並不受人類社會歡迎﹐坑渠才是牠們屬於的地方。電影中的老鼠仔只有老鼠的外表﹐內裹其實與一個人沒有分別﹐因此才可以與人類建立感情。老鼠家族在結局中脫離坑髒的坑渠﹐在樹頂上過著高檔優雅的新生活﹐暗示動物如要在人類社會生存﹐就得適應人類定下來的規則。我不知道動物權益支持者會怎樣看這套電影﹐他們會不會說這電影宣揚大人類主義﹐不尊重動物的原始生活文化﹐人類霸權在剝削小動物的生存空間呢﹖希望不會有人看完電影後﹐天真地認為人鼠在城市中可以和平共存。

Magazines in Chapters

I was early for dinner with friends, so I check out the Chapters next to restaurant to kill some time. In the front of store, there is the magazine rack. Chapters carries over 500 magazine titles, including magazine for any obscure topics you can think of. I always wonder who would have time to read all those magazines. Every week, millions of words are written in all those magazine. The articles are consumed by the readers and then forgotten. Who would care about an interview of a not so famous player of a niche sport 10 years from now? On the second thought, I consume many useless information myself too. Most people won’t be interested about the news I read on anime, toys or religions, just like I am not interested in sports. I guess we modern man like to consume junk information as we do for junk food, taste good but low on nutrition value.

Over of all those 500 magazines, out of my surprise, I couldn’t find any magazine on firearms. There is exactly one hunting magazine remotely talk about firearm, but only on rifle, not handgun. Although shooting is not a very popular sport, there are still a sizable number of gun lovers to sustain a market for gun magazines. Moreover, most of magazines are published by US, a gun loving nation, which should have lots of gun related magazine ready to import. I don’t think it is not a business decision not carrying gun magazine in Chapters. I think the executives in Chapters are trying to make moral judgment for us, censor us from receiving information that they think is wrong. It is just an example of how powerful private business erode the liberty of the society.