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My random thoughts of the day.

Comedy club

Tonight is the project end party to celebrate the completion of the product.  With the current economy, the department does not have a huge budget for celebration, so we have to say goodbye to the good old day of the snowmobile celebration party.  The organizer of the party made good use of the limited budget to give us a fun event.  We had a tapas buffet dinner at Yuk Yuk’s, the best comedy club in town.  The good thing is we have bottomless beer.  It’s a corporate event, everyone is well behave and won’t be drinking too much.  Is does not cost much more to buy a few beer per person, but it makes the party a lot more fun when we don’t have have to pay for our own alcohol.

After the dinner is the comedy show.  It is pretty standard stand up comedy, just like as seen on TV.  There is a small stage in the front with red curtain as backdrops.  On the stage there are just a chair and a microphone.  The host come out and tell us a few jokes to warm up the night.  Then he introduce comedians of tonight.  The show lasted about 2 hours and each comedian get about 10-15 minutes.  All of them are very funny, except the first one who is on stage for the first time ever.  There are lots of dirty jokes, so the show is probably adults only.  Talking about sex always make people laugh.  Another common joke topic is pick on politically correct and the environment fags.  The last comedian is really good, he is the host of a radio talk show in the afternoon.  He asked the audience for some names of famous people or cartoon characters, then he can imitate their voices.  To make it even more funny, he used the imitated voice to read a porn novel.

The comedians seems entertain us so effortlessly.  Some of the jokes are really genius, but most of the jokes are pretty lame, yet we still laugh hard.  On the way back when I was riding the Skytrain, I tried to come up with my own joke.  Then I realize it is pretty hard even to make a lame joke.

Romantic Pattern

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I always have trouble understanding why something is romantic but something else is not. I went to shopping with Pat today. We saw some bag with different pattern, she pointed at one of the bags with some kind of flower pattern and said that’s romantic. The bag next to it has a similar flower pattern and I asked whether that one is also romantic, Pat said my pattern is bad taste. Women love romantic things, but men, especially engineers, always have problem found the boundary of romantic and end up falling into the trap of bad taste.

I know the academic definition of romantic. Given me a piece of music, literature, philosopher and architecture etc, I can found out whether or not it is from the romantic period. Romantic era has different characteristic that make it distinguish from the classical period or the modern period. Romantic is definitely not rational, mechanical, well structured or simple. Romantic is not chaotic, that belongs to the post-modern era. However when it comes to pattern, I can tell what is not a romantic pattern reliably. But after I filter out all the patterns violate the romantic rules, I still can’t tell what is a romantic pattern. I wonder what am I missing from my romantic spotting algorithm.

Interview Tips

I have been interviewing over 20 candidates in the past few weeks for the three full time positions we are hiring. I would like to summarize the good and the bad about the interviewees and share some interview tips for potential job seekers.

I found many interviewee does not understand what an interview is about. Many new grads has this problem, but it also shows up in quite a number of candidates with many years of work experience. An interview is not an exam, not a Q&A session. You don’t get any points for getting the right answer. The answers are not not the end, rather it is just the mean to sell yourself to the interviewer. An interview usually just an hour long. The interviewer has to make the decide whether or not hire the you from this hour long conversation. The interview would like to find out as much as possible about you to judge whether you fit the job. You should should provide as much information as possible to convince the interviewer to hire you.

On the other hand, some candidates provide too much information. They talk too fast, they talk too much, they even make me totally lose about what they are saying. The general rule of thumb is the more Information the better, but only relevant information counts. I have candidate start introducing himself with the first job he had 10 years ago. I lost my patient before he got to year three. Always prioritize what you say, put the most attractive experience first. You want to grab the interest of the interviewer. If the interviewer is interest to know more, he will ask you for more details. Don’t get too excited talking about yourself and assume he is still following you. Make sure you pause often to give a chance to the interviewer to clarify any points in you just said. The information is useless to the interviewer unless he understand what you are talking about.

When answering a question, if you find a question is vague, don’t hesitate ask for clarification. Very often the interviewer only knows what he kind of information he want to know, but did not know exactly what kind of questions can get the candidate to demonstrate he has the right quality. Upon hearing the question, some candidate jump to answering right away without a thought on the intention of the question. Their answer usually totally miss the point, did not give the interviewer any useful information. It would not hurt to step back for a brief moment, think through the question, ask more to find out what is the best way to present the answer such that it means the expectation of the interviewer.

If you have multiple interviews with different people in a row. I advise you always talk a short break between the interviews even you feel you don’t need one. The next interviewer may already waiting outside the meeting room, but you should still take the chance to ask to use the washroom and have a cup of water. It is reasonable request and no one expect to test the endurance of the candidate. Having a break not only unwind your stress level such that you will perform better in the following interview, the break is also a good chance to leave a good first impression to the interviewer. The interviewer probably would have to walk you to the washroom or the water cooler. The interview has not officially start at that point, the interviewer is in more relaxing state of mind and his is less critical on the conversation. You can ask some basic information about the interviewer, such as how long he is working in the company or you can make some generic comments about the office environment. It is easier to get the interview connect with you personally or even get him to like you in the short walk to and from the meeting room. Once the inside the meeting room, interviewer sits behind the table, he would be more self aware about his authority as the interviewer. He would keep some mental distance from the candidate and it is harder for you to impress him.

I believe in the blink theory. Most interviewer already make a initial judgment whether or not reject the candidate within the first five minutes of the interview. The interviewer just spend the reminding time of the interview to confirm his judgment. Most people with a reasonable mind would correct his judgment if new evidences surfaces that contradicts with what he currently believes, however it seems only works one way in an interview. Once the idea of rejection gets on the mind of the interview, it is really hard to shake it off. The candidate survives to the end of the interview does not imply he is hired. He still have to rank against other candidates who survives to the end. There are less competition in the ranking stage, because over three quarter of the candidates is already rejected in the interview.

If the candidate survives the first five minutes, he would still be rejected anytime in the interview if he raised a red flag to the interviewer. What clicks the red flag is difference to difference interviewer. I really hate people bluffing about their experience. At the end of the day, the red flag is just an feeling hard to quantify at first. The red flag is that the interviewer is simply saying he feels uncomfortable working with you. Once the interviewer has that uneasy feeling, he would confirm it by directing the questions in a different way. It’s surprisingly easy to find post-hoc evidences to back up the initial doubt. It may not sound very scientific, but the interviewer is a human and that’s how psychology works. It is a human making the hire or no-hire decision at the end of day.

Tulaip Casino

This weekend we went to visit my cousin’s baby girl in Seattle. Other than seeing the baby, we also spent the afternoon in the Seattle Premium Outlets. Tulaip Casino is right next to the outlet mall and it offers a pretty good buffet brunch and the price is very reasonable. It was a fine Sunday afternoon with nice weather and sun shines outside. We have to go through the gambling floor to go to the restaurant. I am surprised by the number of people in the casino. I wonder who would want to waste a fine afternoon inside a casino sitting in front of the slot machines. I always thought gambling in the casino is something to do after dark when everywhere else is closed.

Slot machine is probably the most boring gambling in the casino. It lacks the human interaction at the card or dice table. Slot machine is controlled by computer and it is guarantee the gambler will lose in a long run. In fact many slot machine even have fine prints about its odds written somewhere. Usually it is worse than 0.98, which means on average you will lose your bet after playing 50 times. All the gamblers I saw in the casino are overweight, it is pretty obvious that keep pressing the same button mindlessly and then watching the LCD showing some repetitively graphics won’t burns much calories.. Looking at those oversize gamblers, I can’t help but wondering does intelligence have a negative correlation with obesity. The fatter you are, the dumber you are. I guess I should not criticize but thank them instead, they subsidize my buffer brunch after all.

Whom to hire?

After 3 weeks of interview, we have narrowed down to two candidates for a new grad position. Both of them have good enough, but not superb, technical skills. Both of them have good evaluation from previous co-op work term with my company. Both of them seems hard working. One of them is smarter than the other. He works very fast, maybe too fast. He does not think about the solution thoroughly before jumping into the conclusion. He has confidence on herself but sometimes having trouble realizing her own problem. The less smart one has more patient and seems more obedience. You can instruct him to finish the work and he will simply follow the order. Among the interviewers, we have different opinions on whom to hire.

My friend has really bad experience from working with someone has similar character as the smarter candidate. The project was going fine in the beginning, but due to the lack of foresight, it blew up big time close to the end. He spent lots of time to clean up the mess. He was burned pretty bad, so he is hesitate to hire anyone who may turn out being the same. Obviously, my friend’s gut feeling him to reject the the smarter candidate.

On the other hand, I don’t think that is a big problem. I remember I was kind of like that when I first came out of school. It takes time and experience to learn the importance of doing somethings right instead of getting something done quickly. I found it annoying to work with someone who only know how to follow instructions. I think given proper mentoring and guidance, the smarter candidate should turn out to be fine. I found nothing particularily wrong with the less smart candidate, but my gut feeling is the smarter one has more potential.

The idea solution is we come across another candidate who we both like, so we don’t have to limit our choices from these two. We have agreement in rejecting many other unqualified candidates and we sort of have the same idea about the ideal candidate. Somehow, choosing between these two candidates is a tough decision. Maybe we should simply don’t hire both of them. My interview philosophy is better to miss a good person than hiring the wrong person. You will never able to find out how good the good person you missed, but the wrong person will stick around in the company for a long time.