也論港女

星期日檔案探討港女這個題目﹐在博界再次引起討論港女現象的熱潮﹐差不多每個我常看的博也寫這題目。眾博主的立場十分鮮明﹐大至分為男人和女人兩大陣營﹐還有少數第三勢力在旁冷眼旁觀各打八十大板。竟然港女是熱門話題﹐我又怎能錯過﹐手痕也來寫幾句關於港女現像﹐說說其他人還未說過的觀點。

在節目中張文慈拉著老公亮相接受訪問﹐高調宣揚男人應該把全副身家給老婆的道理。很多反對者說張文慈是港女拜金主義的代表﹐我倒想為張文慈平反一下。說在前頭張文慈的宣言其實有誤導成份﹐她的老公並沒有人工全數上繳﹐只是存入兩公婆的聯名戶口。她老公絕對保留用錢的自由和權利﹐因為那個戶口也是屬於他的。

其實我和老婆也是這樣安排﹐人工自動轉賬入聯合戶口﹐家用洗費從這個戶口中扣除。據我所知很多同事也是這個安排﹐我看出有什麼不妥的地方。在法律上﹐結婚後兩夫婦的財產已是共同擁有﹐張文慈的安排其本上乎合婚姻的法律精神。反過來若果老公隱暪著老婆﹐有不見得光的收入才有問題。除非是包二奶或賭錢﹐否則老公為什麼要隱暪收入呢。若果有餘錢可以消費﹐又是正正經經的良好嗜好﹐老婆豈會干涉禁止。

網民批評港女的罪行之一是崇尚名牌﹐其實名牌沒有什麼不好﹐名牌是品質的保證啊。名牌既能保值﹐也比較安全耐用﹐我也堅持一定要用名牌呀。我愛用的名牌主要有﹕ Glock, Berrata, Remington, Walter, Colt等。

男人投訴港女擇偶條件要求高﹐女人亦投訴港男質素低。其實若果用經濟學角度去看﹐港女的擇偶條件﹐又或者港男對港女批評﹐不過是開天殺價落地還錢。只看開價和價並沒有多大意義﹐應該要看成交價才能決定市場資訊。我們應該看最係什麼樣的女人﹐最後嫁給什麼樣的男人。嫁得出同娶得到的人的條件﹐與開價競投時的條件有多少分歧。港女開出那些條件看似很高﹐只是這樣高的價值沒有多少成交量。嫁得出的港女最終變成港師奶﹐她們的老公大部份都只普通男人﹐那裏是港女開價的超級白馬王子呢。或許港女配港男﹐不是冤家不緊頭﹐才是天生一對呢。

Evaluating is learning

I have been quite passive in Toastmaster for the past while. I did not show up to the meeting unless I have a speech or there is a special event. Last week, the chairman of today’s meeting ask me whether I help out as an evaluator. Since I have no reason to decline, I show up in the meeting to evaluate a speech. It was a CC#4 speech and the goal is to make good use of words. Although I have done this speech project before, it was almost 3 years ago, the speech project seems a like a stranger to me. Before the speech, I quickly went over the manual, check out the speech objectives.

Those objectives should be common sense to me. Namely, use short words and short sentence; be specify; use vivid language to draw a mental picture for the audience; use rhetorical device to spicy up the speech, avoid jargon, filter words and filter phrases. Yet I found myself do not pay enough attention to those basic objectives when I am working on my speech nowadays. I know how to write a good speech in theory, but I fail to deliver the end product most of time. Evaluating beginner’s speech helps me review some basic speech skills that I mostly forgotten or carelessly ignored. When I am giving the evaluation, I not only point problems in speech, I also have to give examples on how to improve it. It is just like teaching a student force you to know the material thoroughly, giving an evaluation force you to make a good example yourself. I an suppose an advance speaker in the club, but I still have lots to learn from the beginners.

亞視vs無線 – 如何打破慣性收視的困局

亞洲電視長期積弱﹐上個月還要遣散數百名員工﹐每晚平均收視只有聊聊數點。電視收看指數以總人口為一百點﹐一點收視就代表百分之一的人口收看。香港有七百萬人﹐一點收視是七萬人收看。無視坐擁貫性收視﹐高峰時節目收視可達四十點﹐平常也有三十多點。要打破一台獨大壟斷的現狀﹐就要有實力與無線平分秋色一較高下。參看最近的收視數告﹐比較受歡迎節目四十點收視﹐與不受歡迎節目如珠光寶氣的二十點收視﹐可以發現觀眾其實是會選擇好看的節目來看。無線的慣性收視並不是銅牆鐵壁﹐只要有好的節目也可以把無線攻下來﹐當年百萬富翁也曾贏一場三十點收視的漂亮勝仗。

慣性收視是無線的最大優勢﹐亦同時是它的最大弱點。看了這麼多年無線劇集的人﹐總會覺得不論劇集的題材是什麼﹐劇情總是熟口熟面。看頭幾集已經可以猜到結局﹐中段少看幾集也不會錯過什麼劇情。無線劇集每日播一集﹐像工廠那樣流水作業式生產﹐只能滿足節目質素沒有要求﹐只求電視有些映像來解悶的觀眾。亞視若果能夠攻破無線的劇集防線﹐其他節目亦會兵敗如山倒﹐再沒有慣性收視的優勢。只要打破一台獨大的局面﹐歌星明星合約限制也會崩潰。除了無線的親生仔外﹐其他歌星明星還不是看可以在電視宣傳的收視率份上﹐才肯簽那張不平等條約。反正亞視現在每年蝕錢﹐像把倒錢進一個無底深淵﹐遲早也會被陰乾。倒不如背水一戰﹐把五年的經費一年花光﹐搏贏便有機會番身﹐輸了也死得轟轟烈烈。

亞視在劇集戰要贏﹐絕不能重覆無線的模式應該走美日精裝劇集的路線﹐一星期只播一集﹐一星期五日天天不同劇集。一星期拍一集可以慢工出細貨﹐一星期有同時五套劇集﹐可以﹐給戲劇組盡情發揮的空間﹐讓他們的創意毫無限制地展現出來。不要重覆那些婆媽劇情﹐用心去編寫吸引觀眾獨特的故事﹐讓觀眾每個星期也有驚喜。反至無線劇集只是慣性收線﹐觀眾在沒有更好的選擇時才會看﹐那亞視就應該為觀眾提供一個更好的選擇。一個星期五天﹐五套不同劇集﹐五個不同類型﹐總有一款適合口味。亞視有喜歡看節目的那一天﹐便少看無線劇一集好了﹐反正少看一兩集也不會有什麼捐失。

其實香港新一代觀眾看日劇美劇長大﹐早已習慣了每星期一集的模式。只要有製作精美故事言之有物的劇集﹐香港出品的親切感已經可以把他們的眼球吸引過來。不要再把劇情浪費在配角的感情線上﹐全部時間放在主線劇情的推進。重金禮聘出色的編劇來寫劇本﹐律師戲的重點是法庭上針風相對的智慧﹐不是律師放工去酒吧泡妞攪男女關係。醫生劇的重點是醫療事件﹐帶出角色的道德和感情爭扎﹐也不是醫生放工攪男女關係。家族劇的重點是商場上的鬥法﹐不是公司以外婆媳如何對罵。香港觀眾其實對餓劇本的劇集已經餓了很久﹐只要亞視可以拍出美劇日劇級數的故事﹐平分收視並不是神話。

Confusion state of toothpaste

I ran out of toothpaste, so I have went to super market to buy a new one. Standing in front of the oral care aisle and I am confused. I don’t know which toothpaste should I buy. There are over thirty different kinds of toothpaste. I usually use Colgate, but even I ignore all other brands, there are still ten different kinds of Colgate toothpaste for me to choose. The product packaging is not very helpful. Other than I can tell the color and the taste of the toothpaste, I have no idea what those marketing jargon means or do they even have any meaning.

I try to read the fine prints on the toothpaste box and compare the difference in each of them. It turns out all toothpaste print the same boilerplate instruction on the box, it does not give me any useful information on the product itself. I can’t make up my mind when I don’t have any information to justify my decision. In the end, I resort to just looking at the price and buy the one that is on sale. If an average consumer like me can’t tell the difference among the products, what is the point for the toothpaste company making ten different kinds of toothpaste?

We are what we eat

I thought vegetarians who don’t eat meat are quite out of their mind. Then I met believers of Jainism who not only don’t eat meat, but also don’t eat any animal product like milk, honey or egg. Then I met the some weirdo who don’t eat any cooked or processed food. They only eat raw vegetables, fruits or nuts without any salad dressing. They claim all food has some sort of life energy which will disappear after cooking. Obviously no one with a right mind would believe in that superstitious non-sense﹐ yet I learn this stupid diet from a colleague who seems reasonable and intelligent. Maybe we can’t judge whether a person is a faddist or not from his appearance alone. You never know what ridiculous beliefs someone may hold inside his messed up brain.

According to anthropologist, eating meat and cooking food is what make us human as human. Human evolve to the top of the food chain and set us apart from other animals all thanks to meat and cooked food. Herbivores diet cannot supply the extra calories required to develop the brain of our prehistoric ancestors. Eating meat allow human to have huge brain with small guts that jump start human intelligence. Cooking breaks down starch molecules into more digestible fragment, break down amino-acid chain in protein molecules for the digestive enzymes and physically soften the food. Eating cooked food is more calories efficient, so human can further divert more energy for brain development. If human intelligence originates from eating meat and cooked food, then not eating meat or cooked food must be the lack of intelligence. Vegetarian, Jainism and raw foodist defy our human identify and evolutionary advantage. Their beliefs is on the verge of a dangerous path that lead us devolve back to animals.