九龍皇帝

Kowloon King

九龍皇帝曾灶財駕崩﹐享年八十六歲。他可算是一代香港人的集體回憶﹐他四十年來默默耕耘﹐在港九各區的天橋底﹐電燈柱﹐護土牆上留下無數的御筆親題。我們每天也路過九龍皇帝的墨寶﹐但沒有人會停下來細閱九龍皇帝的聖言﹐因為他的大字報和標語路牌一樣﹐與城市的背景融為一體﹐已經是我們日常生活的一部份。香港有很多人掉念他的離去﹐報紙更以頭版發表訃文﹐見證香江一代怪人的傳奇故事。在正常人的眼中﹐曾灶財精神有問題﹐因為翻查族譜﹐發現滿清皇帝賜九龍給他祖先為食邑﹐於是他四處塗鴉宣示主權﹐控訴在英國人搶去了他的封地。

本來九龍皇帝只是荼餘飯後的笑話﹐人們說笑完轉眼便忘記了。可是一件無論多麼荒謬的事情﹐只要持久長時間地出現在人們眼前﹐人們先會慢慢習慣然後變得麻木﹐視之為理所當然的事情。合理化身邊發生的事情是人的天性。當九帝皇帝從異常性事件演變為生活常態後﹐人們便想要發掘出他四處塗鴉的理由。若找不到背後有任何實在的理由﹐便憑空創作些理由出來。本來只是一個傻佬的曾灶財﹐被那些文化界藝術界的學者帶上光環﹐升格成為一個街頭藝術家﹐甚至反抗殖民主義的鬥士。九龍皇帝歪歪斜斜的大字內﹐原本無意義的瘋人瘋話﹐被各方學者挪來借用﹐給大字的空殼強灌思想解讀﹐淪為表達他們文化議題的工具。九龍皇帝從塗鴉變成藝術﹐正是哲學家George Dickie的藝術制度理論的最佳例子。藝術並不獨立客觀的存在﹐只不過是藝術界隨意劃出來的定義。不論是什麼樣垃圾創作﹐只要有學者撰文剖折﹐就馬上搖身變為一件藝術品。九龍皇帝沒有創作任何藝術﹐真正創造藝術出來的人﹐是那班坐在桌子前寫稿評論藝術的學者。

九龍皇帝在港九各地還遺留不少塗鴉﹐有些文化界人士認為政府應該保留這些集體回憶。我懇請那班文化界人士高抬貴手﹐不要再強姦九龍皇帝純真的塗鴉﹐作為爭取他們社會議題的工具。曾灶財生前不會認同﹐也不明白這些解讀﹐他只是單純想寫大字。他現在已經不在人間﹐就讓他的筆蹟隨歲月消逝。政府也不用刻意清洗塗鴉﹐讓它們隨重建或風雨自然消磨。幾十年後九龍皇帝將會成為香港典故一個點綴﹐這是歷史給與九龍皇帝最合適的角色﹐大時代中平靜安詳的小注腳。集體回憶始終是還要留在回憶內才會美好。夾硬把回憶挫進現實﹐撕開浪漫的糖衣包裝﹐才發現回憶的本來面目很醜陋。

射鵰英雄傳(新修版) – 金庸

Condor Hero 在金庸的六部長篇小說中﹐ 「射鵰英雄傳」是我看過次數最少的一部。除了初中時第一次看過以後再也沒有重讀﹐不像其他長篇般看過幾遍。「射鵰英雄傳」是金庸的第一部長篇小說﹐也是確立他一代武俠大師的巨著。當年我看的是初版﹐四十多本簿簿的小說﹐不是通常在圖書館借到五厚冊的那個舊版。詳細內容我已忘記得七七八八﹐這次重讀新修版有新書一樣的感覺﹐追看得十分痛快。初版與新修版的情節變動很大﹐印象最深刻的蛙蛤大戰竟然給刪去了﹐有點失望。反而網上很多人談論新修版中﹐新加關係黃藥師與梅超風的舊情﹐我則覺得可改可不改﹐只是沒有什麼特別的旁線。東邪素來不理世俗禮教的眼光﹐刻意避忌梅超風反而與東邪的性恪不合。

「射鵰英雄傳」的故事不用多作介紹﹐沒有讀過原著的人也會看過無線拍的版本。射鵰故事的主線不是很豐富﹐只是伴著郭靖這個傻小子漫無目的四處冒險。故事沒有能夠襯托起主角的壞人﹐楊康武功不濟﹐奸骹不足﹐二十年比武之約雷聲大兩點小﹐最後反高潮不了了之。西毒武功高強﹐可是與他齊名的東邪﹐南帝﹐北丐三個皆是好人﹐不計郭靖還有老頑童﹐好人擺明人多欺人少﹐勝之不武。射鵰劇情雖然普通大路﹐但金庸筆下創造出來的人物卻詡詡如生﹐成為燴灸人口的經典角色﹐人物亦是吸引讀者之處。書中的武功招式創意無限﹐降龍十八掌更給其他小說漫畫借用到爛﹐成為誇越武俠世界的武學絕招。全書最精彩的一場比試﹐是東邪西毒奏樂器鬥內功﹐雙方沒有出過一招半式﹐靜止優雅的樂聲卻比刀劍相交更加兇險。

我對書中男女主角沒有太大好感﹐黃蓉是「碧血劍」溫青青的改良版﹐減去吃醋和臭脾氣﹐換上古靈精怪的鬼主意﹐同樣是飛來雀纏著男主角不放手。郭靖是我最看不爽的金庸男主角﹐天資愚魯但一世夠運﹐他的亢龍十八掌打起來沒有蕭峰和洪七公的氣魄﹐只是死板板的靠壓到性的力量取勝。誠然武俠小說不可以篡改歷史﹐但我也不禁破口大罵郭靖腐迂的封建愚忠。鐵木真最後那番真心話很有說服力﹐在宋朝當忠臣有岳飛的前車可鑑﹐當蒙古大王去管理漢人有什麼不好。就算郭靖不想貪圖榮華富貴當駙馬﹐也該為天下百姓的幸福著想﹐不要計較背負不忠不義賣國惡名這些小事。蒙古人在短時間內統一中國﹐民姓就不用連年征戰受苦﹐人民在仁厚的郭靖下生活﹐應該勝過給昏庸無能的南宋皇帝統治。在郭靖要決定去留的那一時刻﹐很可惜只有無知農婦的母親在旁﹐結果下了一個錯誤的決定。若果有東邪或黃蓉從旁建議﹐說不定可以向大汗爭取一國兩制﹐讓南宋舊地享有比香港特區更大的自治權。

金庸小說不只是流行讀物﹐還有深入嚴緊的金學研究﹐若要分析 「射鵰英雄傳」的世界﹐書中人物的性格背景﹐武功和歷史考證﹐資料多得寫三個月也寫不完。我這篇文章稱不上是書評﹐只不過是看完小說後記錄下來的一點感想。我希望實現重看全套金庸作品的大計時﹐能夠用文字留下點滴曾經來過的足跡。

Banquet reservation

When planning for a wedding, the two most important thing is the church and the banquet.  We booked the church for the ceremony with no problem, but finding a good restaurant to host the banquet at night is proven quite stressful.  We are looking for wedding date in next August, yet many restaurants are already booked, almost 1 year in advance.  I called many restaurants last week, they are already booked on the date of our choice, except a small restaurant.  I can only put down my name on the waiting list.  Pat keeps encourage me saying that we have to faith in God and things will work out and it did!

Kirin is the default restaurant for wedding banquet among my friends at work.  We checked the Kirin in Cambie and Richmond, but both of them are already booked.  Yesterday, Pat was looking for a place to have diner with a family friends in the newspaper and release there is also Kirin in downtown.  She called the downtown location and learned that although someone has the date on hold, they haven’t put down any deposit.  We went there for dinner at once, with cash in hand and determination to bump out the other party.   The restaurant called the other party as a courtesy giving them the opportunity to commit.  Probably it was guy who can’t make the call answering the phone and he cannot confirm without asking his fiancee, so we got the restaurant.

Now, I don’t have to worry about the venues of my wedding.  It can go ahead as planned on August 16, 2008.

Salt Spring Island B&B

Last year, the destination of our summer get away is Tofino, this year we picked Salt Spring Island. We didn’t finalize the plan until the very last minute, a little bit more than 2 weeks from the vacation day, as a result we have a hard time booking place to stay. Salt Spring Island is a small resort island next to the Vancouver island. All the inns, resorts or B&Bs are run by small independent owners. I have to call around to find available rooms. I called over 20 places before I can find rooms for the date we plan to stay.

Most places only have a static webpage for information and photos. Some places are more advance and have a web reservation system. Looks like there are two major providers of the reservation system for hotels in the island. However reservation system of each individual hotel is isolated. I have to search rooms one place at a time. It would be to have a tourist friendly update in the system if I can just just type in the date and got all places with available room. Last minute hunt for hotel room is tedious and frustrating, that’s what put people off doing last minute trip. Streamline the hotel booking by making it easier, will attract more visitors and improve the tourist industry of the island.