Double foosball

Today we have invented a new game, double foosball.  The only difference between the new game and traditional foosball is using two balls instead of one.  As we became better and better player, we found normal foosball is getting boring.  We have developed fairly good defense skill, so it is much harder to score a goal.  We have fairly good shooting and ball control skill, so the action always concentrate on one end of the table, the two people on the other end have nothing to do.  Using two balls make the game much more exciting.  Balls are flying all over in the table, and you can’t slow down the pace down by holding the ball.  The appearance of the other balls force you to stay in motion all the time.  Somehow I have special talent in this game and enjoy some advantage over my friends.  I have powerful shots from both hands and more or less I can control my two hands independently.  It is really cool to shot two balls from two bars at the same time.  In addtion, double foosball makes very good training exercise for normal foosball.  The extra ball enhances my reaction time and allows me to further develop separate hand control.

跟蹤

Eye in the Sky 期望越大失望越大﹐這是我看罷 「跟蹤」的第一個感想。在這套電影暑假頭上畫時﹐不論是報章上的專業影評﹐還是網絡中的博客﹐均對這套杜琪峰出品讚不絕口。受到眾多輿論的影響下﹐我熱切期待著DVD推出。在網絡看見立即下載回來﹐插隊硬碟中下載很久但沒有時間看的十幾套電影﹐第一時間播出來欣賞。以戲論戲「跟蹤」只屬中上水準﹐可能近年港產片太過不堪入目﹐餓戲已久的觀眾久旱逢甘露﹐才一面倒的鼓掌叫好。

「跟蹤」是圍繞著俗稱狗仔隊﹐即警察情科跟蹤隊﹐與一班械劫銀行重匪鬥智的故事。徐子珊飾演新隊員豬女﹐在隊長狗頭任達華帶領下﹐與狗仔隊的一班手足﹐監視跟蹤梁家輝為首的金行劫案疑犯。導演游乃海是杜琪峰的御用編劇﹐這次處男下海首次執導。他處理戲中那幾場跟蹤場面的手法很純熟﹐雖然沒有什麼刺激的動作場面﹐只是憑狗仔隊員的一靜一動﹐便凝造讓觀眾屏息靜氣的緊張氣氛。槍戰在杜琪峰電影的招牌菜﹐不過在這電影中只是過場性質﹐與匪徒駁火的警察只沒有名字的咖喱菲﹐砰砰隆隆的亂轟一通。首三分之二故事很出色﹐觀眾伴陪豬女經歷驚險懸疑的跟蹤過程﹐和面對同僚受襲的生死決擇。可是受制於劇本的先天性不足﹐最後一定要把壞人繩之於法的限制﹐狗仔隊又不可以親手拉人﹐結尾只好加速推進草草收場。找到賊竇的經過太過巧合﹐實在有太多不合理之處﹐很難自圓其說讓觀眾心服口服。綁架犯與銀行劫匪是鄰居已經很牽強﹐在交贖金處重遇梁家輝拜師父機會還細過中六合彩。豬女發現擊警兇徒的行蹤﹐又不立即通知上級增緩﹐反而以身犯險走入餐廳﹐簡直是蠢到無可救藥。梁家輝喝奶茶的幾分鐘時間﹐已足夠讓警察把成條街封銷包圍﹐那他就插翼難飛只好束手就擒。

現實中的警察狗仔隊 ﹐大慨比電影中的先進幾倍。電影裏的跟蹤方法很原始﹐多數只是扮鬼扮馬做吊靴鬼。「無間道」傻強也懂說﹐那做時不專心﹐又看著你的話﹐那個人就一定是警察。那些扮路人甲乙丙的狗仔隊這麼明顯﹐有些少警覺性的賊看一眼就可以識穿身份。還以為狗仔隊不會有占士邦式的高科技﹐也至少要有GPS自動追蹤器吧。原來跟蹤工具是平常人也買到的電子產品﹐劇中用得最多的是手提電話。不知道香港的流動電話網絡是否比外國的先進﹐在外國以手提電話訊號去作三角定位﹐還是實驗研究階段的技術﹐香港的解像度卻已以分辨疑犯身在那條街。還未計這技術涉及私隱問題﹐法律上的灰色地帶必須先要立法澄清。

若想看港產片的話﹐「跟蹤」可以不妨考慮﹐但不要期望太高﹐網上評價譽過其實。畢竟杜琪峰只是這套電影的監製﹐始終與杜琪峰導演的其他電影相差一個級數。

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Firework

Every year around the summer season, Vancouver has its annual firework competition. Teams from 3 countries put together 4 spectacular shows within two weeks. I am not a big fan of firework and didn’t watch firework for the past few years. The firework show is always the prefect excuse to organize a social gathering to keep in touch with your friends.

We meet at Kitsilano Beach after work. Some of our friends already went there early and save us a good spot. The beach is not very crowd when we arrived at 8:00p.m. People were still enjoying the last bit of sunlight before sunset. Our spot is quite nice, close to the restaurant and real washroom, not those stinky portable ones. There were two people playing Jazz with guitar and saxophone just a few meters away. We enjoy the music, chit chat with each other, play card games to kill the time during the wait for the firework show. The firework starts at 10:00p.m., some friends are so smart that they brought along portal radio. So we can listen to the theme music of the firework. The firework is pretty good, but not really exceptional. Tonight’s show is preformed by the Chinese team. I heard earlier in the radio that there will be a special firework in the Olympic five rings pattern. I was eagerly looking forward to the rings in the sky, but I was disappointed. All I saw was some random rings. Maybe the wind disturbed the pattern or maybe we were just sitting in the wrong viewing angle.

The show ends at 10:30p.m., everyone leaving at the same time makes the traffic totally packed. It took us almost an hour and half to get home. I wish I can post some pictures with this blog entry, but I left the camera with Pat. Maybe I will upload the pictures later when I copy the files form Pat.  The final show is on this Saturday, it is the last chance for those who want to enjoy some fireworks this summer.