Narnia: Prince Caspian 卡斯柏王子

Prince Caspian 魔幻王國系列的原作者C.S.Lewis是上世紀最具影響力的神學家﹐他的小說中充滿宗教意義和隱喻﹐改篇為電影也適合與教會朋友一同欣賞。去年我便是與世青節的團友一起看第一集﹐說好了第二集上映也要一起看﹐這次正好借這個機會大家出來聚舊。其實我對魔幻王國的興趣一般﹐覺得電影太過兒童向﹐可看可不看沒有所謂。不過既然與舊朋友見面﹐那一看也不妨﹐就當作增加主流文化的認識﹐畢竟電影是改篇自風靡西方小朋友的經典兒童故事書。

上集話說四兄弟姐妹誤闖魔法大陸納尼亞﹐率領各種奇幻生物﹐幫助獅子亞斯蘭反抗白色女巫。四個小孩在上集結局時﹐被送回現實世界重過正常生活。現實時間過了一年﹐納尼亞時間就過了一千三百年。在這千多年間﹐納尼亞大陸發生重大變化﹐人類王國以武力統治大陸﹐把奇幻生物趕盡殺絕。在這時候王國發生篡位政變﹐叔父要殺死王子奪取王位。王子逃出王宮亡命﹐被森林的奇幻生物所救。在機緣巧合下他吹響了召喚古代英雄的號角﹐於是四個小孩從倫敦的地鐵站﹐再次被傳送到納尼亞大陸﹐肩負起解於森林中隱居奇幻動物的責任。

情節很老土例牌大路﹐笑位不算很多。只是偶一為之地輕鬆佻皮﹐不外是王子與大哥鬥嘴﹐王子與二家姐打情罵俏。戲中最可愛的角色是老鼠劍客﹐用尾巴捲著刺刀暗殺敵人﹐還會一邊打一邊多嘴地說冷笑話。我本來預期電影會有很豐富的情節﹐可以讓觀眾細意品嘗原著想要帶出的訊息。結果很失望的戲中大部份時間﹐竟然花在不太精彩的打仗場面上。對這電影的動作場面也不可能有什麼要求﹐畢竟這是套兒童小說改篇的合家歡電影﹐太刺激血腥可會嚇怕小朋友。打鬥場面只是獨沽一扮大陣象﹐用遠鏡加電腦動畫拍攝﹐只見士兵和幻獸交戰一個個跌低﹐沒有近鏡的暴力撕殺場面。至於雙方軍隊的行軍佈陣嘛﹐小孩子領軍只能想出兒嬉的戰略。若果不是獅子亞斯蘭犯規使用地圖級魔法﹐那四位有勇無謀的小英雄恐怕不能活著回倫敦了。

不知算是好事還是壞事﹐這套電影的宗教意味很淡薄﹐若不是熟知聖經故事的觀眾﹐根本看不懂鏡頭背後的隱喻。太過硬銷傳教故然會惹人反感﹐弄得不好可能會變成票房毒藥。可是電影把原著的中心思想﹐稀釋到白開水般無味﹐自然會失落我等有期望的觀眾。今集的主題是信德﹐納尼亞世界經過千多年﹐人們漸漸不再相信獅子王的傳說。可是在最後的正邪大決戰﹐憑著四妹對亞斯蘭的信心﹐才得以扭轉全軍盡墨的命運。可是作者未免太過偏幫好人陣營了﹐原本只是中世紀軍隊決戰幻獸﹐雙方也是使用弓箭刀劍﹐軍力也大至上平等。雖說壞人有數量優勢﹐若果好人的指揮官不是小孩子﹐換個一代名將如楊威利或諸葛亮領軍﹐夠善用地形的優勢﹐創造奇蹟以少勝多也不是沒有可能。現在好人召喚魔獸獅子王﹐已經不是場公平的戰爭﹐只是單方面的屠殺﹐簡直勝之不武﹐枉主角自稱為英雄王。

第二集票房收入不錯﹐第三集鐵定開拍﹐大慨明年也要再看魔幻王國。魔幻王國系列總共七本小說﹐不知有沒有機會七本也拍成電影。我最有興趣是第六集和第七集的故事﹐講納尼亞大陸的創世記和世界未日﹐不知編劇會如何改篇劇本呢。

玩具大戰 – 古天樂

Toys Battle 行書店時看見古天樂出書﹐我竟然二話不說就賣下來。古天樂唱歌差﹐演戲普普通通﹐ 雖說他幾靚仔﹐但我又不是妹妹仔粉絲﹐沒有任何理由買古天樂的書吧。豈料古天樂這本「玩具大王」﹐卻點正我的死穴讓我乖乖付鈔﹐皆因我也喜愛收藏玩具。我早已在報章知道古天樂個超級玩具迷﹐私人玩具博物館的藏品數目驚人。他寫書分享他收藏玩具的經驗心得﹐對我等小玩具迷來說﹐實在有他鄉遇故知的感覺﹐怎可以不用實際行動買書支持呢。

說實話古仔的文筆其實不是很好﹐這本書的內容只網上博客的水準﹐不過勝在誠意搭夠。正如他在自序中也坦言﹐花二年時間寫作純為興趣﹐若果只是為賣書的話﹐學其他明星請槍或拍影集可能還好賣。此書文字內容甚多﹐相關資料豐富﹐完全超出我的遇期。每隻字也是古仔肺腑之言﹐看出他對玩具的熱愛和執著﹐我等玩具迷自然能夠引起共鳴。古仔在書中對玩具背後電影動漫的評論不很深入﹐也沒有什麼系統或主題﹐只是想到什麼便東講講西講講。不過在閱讀這本書的時候﹐卻有一份與老朋友閒談的親切感覺。例如他在書出提問一個星球大戰擁躉多年不解之謎﹐黑武士心口的幾個紅紅白白按鈕到底有什麼用時﹐不禁讓讀者發出會心微笑。

古仔的收藏品以美系玩具為主﹐我自己則喜歡收藏日系機械人。不過 玩具收藏無分國界﹐收藏喜愛玩具背後的共通點﹐也是被背後原著那份精神吸引﹐當然玩具設計本身也很重要嘛。他的最愛星球大戰﹐我雖然沒有買星戰玩具﹐但我也算是半個死忠粉絲﹐對電影情節設定可以如數家珍。看見他藏品中等身大的黑武士﹐羨慕得口水也流下來。他書中講述評論了七八個系列的作品﹐全是他玩玩具多年的感想。當然文中有些觀點我很認同﹐也有些不太讚成。不過玩玩具是風花雪月事﹐不應為著不同觀點的爭論而傷和氣。不同派係可以求同存異﹐一起分享對玩具那些熱愛。那我也不在此文批評反駁古仔文章的內容了。

說起來這本可能是香港出版史上﹐第一本講玩具收藏的專題書。就算不是絕對第一本講玩具收藏的書﹐也應該是第一本不以宅向為讀者對像。憑著古天樂的明星效應﹐希望一般人可以對玩具愛好者改觀。收藏玩具與收藏其他玩意﹐如郵票﹐古董﹐文化擺設﹐藝術品一樣﹐也是出得大場面的高尚嗜好﹐也可以是對人生有啟發性的一門學問。

Earthquake Donation

Finally, I have made my donation to Red Cross Canada for the China earthquake. I have been waiting for the company to setup the 1:1 matching program with Red Cross before I donate my money. There is no need to donate money in a hurry, victims probably won’t use all the donation until rebuilding begins, which is still a few weeks away. Now, I have made my donation and I can get check off this to-do list item. After I have made my donation, I am entitled to criticize how the China government spend the donation. It is my money after all. I have the right to see it well spent to help the victims. Definitely not on buying some over priced supplies.

Since the earthquake, I see lots of groups ask for donation in shopping mall or street corners. Most of them are just holding a box and ask people passing to donate some money. I can never understand why would anyone want to donate cash. It is the most inefficient way of making a donation. You don’t get a tax receipt for your donation, so the donation post-tax money, which is a lot more expensive that it should cost. You don’t get any 1:1 matching from corporate sponsors. I think for anyone who want to donate money, they should donate through their friends who associates with any 1:1 matching program. As a responsible donor, you got to make sure every dollar your donate will brings the most benefit to the victims.

On a second thought, why do we need to donate at all? Here are two simple facts. The cost to rebuild the earthquake area is estimated to be around $70 billion. The Chinese government has over $1 trillion reserve in its bank. Why don’t the Chinese government spent their own money to help their own people first before asking for our donation? At least the Chinese government should have a 1:1 matching program. They should take a dollar out of the huge money reserve for every dollar we donate.

CAD$1000 internet bill

My internet bill in India is CAD$1000 for two months.  Yes, it is a one followed by three zeros.  Luckily it’s none of my business, the bill is charged to the company.    The price is really outrageous but I don’t feel sorry for the company, they totally asked for it.  Here is how the story goes.  When I first arrive in India, the guest house has an internet service with unlimited bandwidth and static IP.  It works great except it is a bit pricey, but still much cheaper than $500 per month.  Some idiot in the India office decide to cut cost and switch to ADSL.  The ADSL service is not so great.  There were internet blackout every other day in the beginning and it took them two weeks to fix the problem.  Anyways, in the end the ADSL works, so I can download the latest stuff off BT in India just like I am in Canada.

To my surprise, the company went cheap and subscribed a plan with a low monthly bandwidth quota.  Any bandwidth usage go over the quota limit is 0.8 rupee per MB.  In short, I ended up using 50GB for two months.  It may sound a lot but it is still less than my monthly average in Canada.  Here is the maths for the internet bill: 50000MB x 0.8 rupee / 40 rupee per CAD$ = CAD$1000.  They company should learn their lesson that cost cutting too much will end up paying a lot more at the end.

Reasons to start a hobby

Today lunch time, one of my friends at work mentions he want to start photography as a new hobby. He was asking some more experienced photographers about which camera he should buy. Photography is a pretty common hobby, I have many friends really into taking photos. Most people pick up photography because they like expressing themselves through the picture or simply fancy about the equipments. This friend has quite an usual reason, he pick up the hobby so he will have common topic with his future father in law, who is really addicted to cameras.

Guy usually use the dad strategy when he is still courting the girl. There is not much incentive to go an extra mile to please the dad after the deal is sealed. I suspect my friend’s claim to have common topics with the dad is just an excuse. He must be really want to get into photography for a long time. Now he find a perfect excuse to get approval from his girlfriend to spend money on new toys.

Luckily for me, I don’t have to start a new hobby in order to have conversation with my father in law. My primary hobby is probably the only activity he shows any interest. If I have a daughter, it would be quite interesting to see my future son in law pick up my hobby. On a second thought, he may still pick up the hobby anyways for another reason, to protect his own safety from a jealous father in law.