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低俗喜劇

從前說是彭浩翔,會說他是拍笑片的導演。現在的彭浩翔,則變成專拍三級片的導演。他對上幾套電影,為保持原汁原味的正宗香港粗口文化,絕不刪剪寧可被列為三級片上映。若果電影是反映現實的藝術,那彭浩翔的電影某程度上反映了香港真實一面,不論是什麼階層的香港人,在日常生活中怎可能完全不接觸粗口呢。不過有時候我又覺得彭浩翔只是為了講粗口而講粗口,把粗口拿來當笑位可以偷懶度少些笑料。

「低俗喜劇」是百分百的港產片,在一眾中港合資的合拍爛片中,有一份格外親切的感覺。以前在AV中彭浩翔玩過中學生請日本女優拍色情電影,這次更是打正旗號讓色情電影監製當主角。片頭開宗明義說這電影的級別,為比「家長指引」高一級的「家長指責」,雖然電影的確是意識不良,但總能保持樂而不淫,低俗得來充滿對社會諷刺,劇中角色亦偶然會爆出一兩句發人深省的對白。

主線是主角要開拍邵氏經典咸片「官人我要」續集「官人我又要」,最要命是依舊找邵音音當主角。這套電影的故事其實有點七零八落,不外是主角杜文澤拍咸片遇到的古怪爆笑的事情,每個片段以監製向電影學院學生的講座串連一起,道出電影監製風光背後的辛酸。我想大部份觀眾也和我一樣,最關心那隻騾仔了發生什麼事,連杜文澤出席電影宣傳也帶雙騾仔,這也算是港產片罕有的重口味,事後鄭中基和林雪說最好還是用公筷的反應更是一絕。楊千嬅演平機會調查員,因乸西(正字為俹簁,解做事馬虎)的諧音引起的誤會,來查杜文澤性騷擾女顧員是另一場好笑笑的戲。

一套粗口電影二千五百萬票房,並不是香港道德淪亡,只是一直以來香港電影對白被過份淨化,觀眾想從電影中想找回真實熟悉的一面。平日被抑壓得太久,講句粗口鬧人,看一齣粗口笑片,成個人輕鬆晒。

A Capitalist’s Dilemma

We need more empowering innovations. Many great technology firms ruined by executives who only care about ROI. In order to revive empowering innovations, we need executives with visions.

by Clayton Christensen, November 3, 2012, New York Times

In many ways, the answer won’t depend on who wins on Tuesday. Anyone who says otherwise is overstating the power of the American president. But if the president doesn’t have the power to fix things, who does?

It’s not the Federal Reserve. The Fed has been injecting more and more capital into the economy because — at least in theory — capital fuels capitalism. And yet cash hoards in the billions are sitting unused on the pristine balance sheets of Fortune 500 corporations. Billions in capital is also sitting inert and uninvested at private equity funds.

Capitalists seem almost uninterested in capitalism, even as entrepreneurs eager to start companies find that they can’t get financing. Businesses and investors sound like the Ancient Mariner, who complained of “Water, water everywhere — nor any drop to drink.”

It’s a paradox, and at its nexus is what I’ll call the Doctrine of New Finance, which is taught with increasingly religious zeal by economists, and at times even by business professors like me who have failed to challenge it. This doctrine embraces measures of profitability that guide capitalists away from investments that can create real economic growth.

Executives and investors might finance three types of innovations with their capital. I’ll call the first type “empowering” innovations. These transform complicated and costly products available to a few into simpler, cheaper products available to the many.

The Ford Model T was an empowering innovation, as was the Sony transistor radio. So were the personal computers of I.B.M. and Compaq and online trading at Schwab. A more recent example is cloud computing. It transformed information technology that was previously accessible only to big companies into something that even small companies could afford.

Empowering innovations create jobs, because they require more and more people who can build, distribute, sell and service these products. Empowering investments also use capital — to expand capacity and to finance receivables and inventory.

The second type are “sustaining” innovations. These replace old products with new models. For example, the Toyota Prius hybrid is a marvelous product. But it’s not as if every time Toyota sells a Prius, the same customer also buys a Camry. There is a zero-sum aspect to sustaining innovations: They replace yesterday’s products with today’s products and create few jobs. They keep our economy vibrant — and, in dollars, they account for the most innovation. But they have a neutral effect on economic activity and on capital.

The third type are “efficiency” innovations. These reduce the cost of making and distributing existing products and services. Examples are minimills in steel and Geico in online insurance underwriting. Taken together in an industry, such innovations almost always reduce the net number of jobs, because they streamline processes. But they also preserve many of the remaining jobs — because without them entire companies and industries would disappear in competition against companies abroad that have innovated more efficiently.

Efficiency innovations also emancipate capital. Without them, much of an economy’s capital is held captive on balance sheets, with no way to redeploy it as fuel for new, empowering innovations. For example, Toyota’s just-in-time production system is an efficiency innovation, letting manufacturers operate with much less capital invested in inventory.

INDUSTRIES typically transition through these three types of innovations. By illustration, the early mainframe computers were so expensive and complicated that only big companies could own and use them. But personal computers were simple and affordable, empowering many more people.

Companies like I.B.M. and Hewlett-Packard had to hire hundreds of thousands of people to make and sell PC’s. These companies then designed and made better computers — sustaining innovations — that inspired us to keep buying newer and better products. Finally, companies like Dell made the industry much more efficient. This reduced net employment within the industry, but freed capital that had been used in the supply chain.

Ideally, the three innovations operate in a recurring circle. Empowering innovations are essential for growth because they create new consumption. As long as empowering innovations create more jobs than efficiency innovations eliminate, and as long as the capital that efficiency innovations liberate is invested back into empowering innovations, we keep recessions at bay. The dials on these three innovations are sensitive. But when they are set correctly, the economy is a magnificent machine.

For significant periods in the last 150 years, America’s economy has operated this way. In the seven recoveries from recession between 1948 and 1981, according to the McKinsey Global Institute, the economy returned to its prerecession employment peak in about six months, like clockwork — as if a spray of economic WD-40 had reset the balance on the three types of innovation, prompting a recovery.

In the last three recoveries, however, America’s economic engine has emitted sounds we’d never heard before. The 1990 recovery took 15 months, not the typical six, to reach the prerecession peaks of economic performance. After the 2001 recession, it took 39 months to get out of the valley. And now our machine has been grinding for 60 months, trying to hit its prerecession levels — and it’s not clear whether, when or how we’re going to get there. The economic machine is out of balance and losing its horsepower. But why?

The answer is that efficiency innovations are liberating capital, and in the United States this capital is being reinvested into still more efficiency innovations. In contrast, America is generating many fewer empowering innovations than in the past. We need to reset the balance between empowering and efficiency innovations.

The Doctrine of New Finance helped create this situation. The Republican intellectual George F. Gilder taught us that we should husband resources that are scarce and costly, but can waste resources that are abundant and cheap. When the doctrine emerged in stages between the 1930s and the ‘50s, capital was relatively scarce in our economy. So we taught our students how to magnify every dollar put into a company, to get the most revenue and profit per dollar of capital deployed. To measure the efficiency of doing this, we redefined profit not as dollars, yen or renminbi, but as ratios like RONA (return on net assets), ROCE (return on capital employed) and I.R.R. (internal rate of return).

Before these new measures, executives and investors used crude concepts like “tons of cash” to describe profitability. The new measures are fractions and give executives more options: They can innovate to add to the numerator of the RONA ratio, but they can also drive down the denominator by driving assets off the balance sheet — through outsourcing. Both routes drive up RONA and ROCE.

Similarly, I.R.R. gives investors more options. It goes up when the time horizon is short. So instead of investing in empowering innovations that pay off in five to eight years, investors can find higher internal rates of return by investing exclusively in quick wins in sustaining and efficiency innovations.

In a way, this mirrors the microeconomic paradox explored in my book “The Innovator’s Dilemma,” which shows how successful companies can fail by making the “right” decisions in the wrong situations. America today is in a macroeconomic paradox that we might call the capitalist’s dilemma. Executives, investors and analysts are doing what is right, from their perspective and according to what they’ve been taught. Those doctrines were appropriate to the circumstances when first articulated — when capital was scarce.

But we’ve never taught our apprentices that when capital is abundant and certain new skills are scarce, the same rules are the wrong rules. Continuing to measure the efficiency of capital prevents investment in empowering innovations that would create the new growth we need because it would drive down their RONA, ROCE and I.R.R.

It’s as if our leaders in Washington, all highly credentialed, are standing on a beach holding their fire hoses full open, pouring more capital into an ocean of capital. We are trying to solve the wrong problem.

Our approach to higher education is exacerbating our problems. Efficiency innovations often add workers with yesterday’s skills to the ranks of the unemployed. Empowering innovations, in turn, often change the nature of jobs — creating jobs that can’t be filled.

Today, the educational skills necessary to start companies that focus on empowering innovations are scarce. Yet our leaders are wasting education by shoveling out billions in Pell Grants and subsidized loans to students who graduate with skills and majors that employers cannot use.

Is there a solution? It’s complicated, but I offer three ideas to seed a productive discussion:

CHANGE THE METRICS
We can use capital with abandon now, because it’s abundant and cheap. But we can no longer waste education, subsidizing it in fields that offer few jobs. Optimizing return on capital will generate less growth than optimizing return on education.

CHANGE CAPITAL-GAINS TAX RATES
Today, tax rates on personal income are progressive — they climb as we make more money. In contrast, there are only two tax rates on investment income. Income from investments that we hold for less than a year is taxed like personal income. But if we hold an investment for one day longer than 365, it is generally taxed at no more than 15 percent.

We should instead make capital gains regressive over time, based upon how long the capital is invested in a company. Taxes on short-term investments should continue to be taxed at personal income rates. But the rate should be reduced the longer the investment is held — so that, for example, tax rates on investments held for five years might be zero — and rates on investments held for eight years might be negative.

Federal tax receipts from capital gains comprise only a tiny percentage of all United States tax revenue. So the near-term impact on the budget will be minimal. But over the longer term, this policy change should have a positive impact on the federal deficit, from taxes paid by companies and their employees that make empowering innovations.

CHANGE THE POLITICS
The major political parties are both wrong when it comes to taxing and distributing to the middle class the capital of the wealthiest 1 percent. It’s true that some of the richest Americans have been making money with money — investing in efficiency innovations rather than investing to create jobs. They are doing what their professors taught them to do, but times have changed.

If the I.R.S. taxes their wealth away and distributes it to everyone else, it still won’t help the economy. Without empowering products and services in our economy, most of this redistribution will be spent buying sustaining innovations — replacing consumption with consumption. We must give the wealthiest an incentive to invest for the long term. This can create growth.

Granted, mine is a simple model, and we face complicated problems. But I hope it helps us and our leaders understand that policies that were once right are now wrong, and that counterintuitive measures might actually work to turn our economy around.

Clayton M. Christensen is a business professor at Harvard and a co-author of “How Will You Measure Your Life?”

Batman, he Dark Knight Rises 蝙蝠俠夜神起義

Christopher Nolan的新蝙蝠俠三部曲終於完結了,幸好他早已決定不再拍續集,否則又將會重演舊蝙蝠俠一集比一集爛的歷史。第三部「夜神起義」是今年暑期的重頭戲,可惜它作為動作娛樂片完全不合格,片長三個小時悶場連篇,特別是開場一段講多過打,差不多過了大半個小時蝙蝠俠才初次露面,讓我等到不耐煩。有很多影評把這齣電影作無限解讀,說有什麼深入的政治含意,蝙蝠俠的跌倒再次振作多麼感人,我只能說他們想多了。

那些政治含意在我看來編劇不過是趁熱鬧,這期興佔領華爾街批評資本主義,便將這些題材寫入劇本內,但只流於片面的解讀,沒有再深入探討Bane的無政府主義,是否真是資本主義的另一個出路。不過其實Bane自已也沒有什麼理念,只是個頭腦簡單的復仇者,他那些似是疑非的演說,倒像是鸚鵡學舌的左派語言,連他自已也不知道自已說什麼。故事的最大敗筆,便是臨完場忽然彈出個奸婆,一下子把Bane那高智能罪犯和革命者的形象粉碎,淪為奸婆無厘頭毀滅葛咸城大計的走卒,毫無個性可言。那個奸婆整套電影只懂行行企企,唯一做過的事是色誘蝙蝠俠,先和他床上大戰好讓他第二天腳軟打輸給Bane。

電影開場時蝙蝠俠當了八年宅男,讓他隱居和令他重出江湖的理由很可笑,失去了愛人便龜縮在家不再替天行道,遇見新情人便想重振雄風吸引異性。他的跌倒再起是電影的另一敗筆,他先被Bane的計謀弄至破產,再給打至重傷掉進地洞監獄,然後重新振作站起上,爬出地洞趕回葛咸市再戰。可是跌倒前後蝙蝠俠到底有什麼改變?在地洞練功後變好好打又不是,他第二次打贏Bane不過是好彩隨手拔掉面具上的管子。在地洞想通了不再迷惘找到做英雄的理由又不是,他看來像是不服氣只想找Bane打多次,看不出他對葛咸城有什麼承擔,若不他便不會完結後再次隱居。上兩集蝙蝠俠的內心交戰沒有了,這集的蝙蝠俠只剩下沒有靈魂的空殼,淪為給導演拍動作場面的人肉道具。

電影中的唯一亮點是貓女Anne Hathaway,甚至比蝙蝠俠和Bane更搶鏡。那幾場動作戲叫人刮目相看,想不到Anne樣靚之外還打得似模似樣。貓女在戲中的性格最完整,以自我生活為最優先目標,但在愛情和大義之前,也會作出有限度的犧牲精神,乎合正常的人性。相對於拘泥於不殺的蝙蝠俠,貓女對付敵人有效率得多。蝙蝠俠和Bane打了十幾分鐘爛仔交,還是不及貓女一炮把Bane幹掉爽快,她還要多口窒句蝙蝠俠婆媽,簡直大快人心。蝙蝠俠如果肯殺人,一早幹掉Bane便好了,可以救回更多人的性命。反正殺與不殺也是背著同樣黑暗英雄的原罪,不為世人所認同,不殺扮好人不過是自欺欺人於事無補。

「夜神起義」後蝙蝠俠暫告一段落,不過我相信十年後又會重拍,下一次的導演不知又會如何演譯這個黑暗英雄呢。

Final Fantasy 3 最終幻想3

早幾個月打爆了FF1,原本說過不再浪費時間玩RPG。誰不知FF3登陸Android,我再次犯下同樣的錯誤,下載回來看看是如何模樣,就這樣又浪費了三十多個小時。遊戲太長中途曾有想過放棄,不過手機玩戲實在太方便,結果前前後後花了三個多月才玩完。

這次FF3是移植自DS新製版,有3D畫面不是再很陽春平面貼圖,立體畫面漂亮很吸引眼球,Q版角色也十分可愛。音樂一向是FF的特色,不過因為用手機隨時隨地玩的關係,大部份時間我也調低聲音,所以沒有留下深刻印像。唯一不耐煩是施魔法和出召喚獸的過場動畫很長氣,頭幾次看都會覺得有趣,但去了後期戰鬥以魔法和召喚為主,每次也被逼看接近兩三分鐘不斷重覆的動畫,救命。另外有一點十分不滿意,為什麼FF1可以在迷宮中存檔,但FF3反而沒有這個功能?在迷官中只會記錄關機時的進度,如果不幸在迷官中全隊陣亡,只能回到迷官前的存檔。最後的迷官很巨大,很不幸我第一次打大佬時練功不夠全軍盡墨,便白白失去了五六個小時的進度,慘!

故事依舊沒有什麼主線,不外走迷官打怪獸,最後打大佬拯救世界。但每個任務的故事也很有心思,一行人在異世界的歷險,遇到不同的人物,NPC亦會有暫時加入隊伍共同作戰。每個故事可以看到隊其中一人明顯是那個任務的主角,與NPC有較多的互動交流,故事也有少少的情節,不乏幽默,熱血或讓人感動。今次的世界觀比FF3更加龐大,有更多花樣變化,浮空大陸,時間停頓之海,迷你人的世界,騎古古鳥,潛水飛船,基地飛船,秘密任務信件等等,讓玩家在最保持新鮮感。只是最後大佬很難打,要煉功升呢才能打贏,害我花多七八小時。雖然練功是RPG的傳統,但故事卡著沒有任何進度,不停地練功燥枯萬分之時,我又再次提醒自已下次不要玩RPG了。

FF3初次引入召喚獸,大慨當年是創新領導潮流,但現在召喚獸已成必需品,可以視之為魔法系的一個變種。FF3亦初次引入職業系統,角色有二十多種職業可以選擇。不過轉職業要重新練職業等級,所以選定了一種職業便不會隨便轉來轉去,除非遊戲進度開發更高階的職業。我隊伍的主力是洋蔥武士,白巫師,武士,和召喚士。懂醫療魔法的白巫師基本上是鐵膽,不過是從低階轉上去高階。初段用白武士,後段升級做殺傷力大的黑武士,另外因為有一個任務必須用黑武士才能對付魔物,既然練高了黑武士攻擊力便一直用下去。最初未有召喚士前,我試過用地靈師和學者。地靈師的好處是攻擊不用消耗魔法點數,但學者的攻擊力較強,特別是扔攻擊物品。召喚士的攻擊魔法比黑巫師的魔法更好用,基本上黑巫師的魔法沒有用,大部份時間都打不中。洋蔥武士是遊戲的秘密任務,可以使用所有裝備和魔法,也有載屬的最強洋蔥裝備。壞處是升級慢兼在練到90級前能力相對其他職業很弱,但如果練成99級的話,洋蔥武士則是遊戲最強的職業。我從開啟洋蔥武士立即開始練,到打爆機也只練到80級。基本上洋蔥武士是癈人一個,唯一用途給他拿兩個盾當人肉沙包,大半個遊戲我的隊伍只有三個人可用,十分無癮。

不知道下一個移植去手機的FF會是那一代呢。細個時沒有機會玩FF,現在老了才補完童年回憶。打爆FF3後心思思想找個新RPG玩,下載了同是Square出品的Chaos Ring,玩兩玩便沒有心機玩下去。不知道是這個遊戲水準真的是差些,還是我只對FF有份莫名奇妙的情意結。說起來其實我並不特別喜歡RPG遊戲,DQ或Zelda我完全不感興趣,總是覺得那些RPG很無聊,只是不知何解我偏偏就是想玩FF。

麥兜噹噹伴我心

麥兜同麥嘜陪伴著我們一起成長,是我們這一代人的童年(其實係成年)回憶。不經不覺間麥兜電影已經拍到第五套,每次有麥兜電影上映畫,我一定會看,除了第一套每次都是失望,然而每次也心甘情願地再去看。麥兜就是有一份這種魅力,明知看完會鬧,但係不看又不安樂。

「麥兜噹噹伴我心」的故事十分吸引,麥兜那些無厘頭改歌詞一向都是麥兜的賣點。這次打正名堂春田花花合唱團,還請來香港童聲合唱團幕後代唱,心想應該會好看吧。一開場如果不是麥兜從天降下,我幾乎以為自已開錯戲,畫風同以前完全不同,很醜樣很核突很肉酸。不知是誰的餿主意,找楊學德來畫,完全破壞麥兜的美學風格。只有校長回憶的一段似翻正常麥兜風格。今次與上次「響噹噹」一樣,都是與大陸合拍的電影,所以電影中不時滲出陣陣的大陸味,特別是有幾首合唱團的歌,好娘。還我地道香港風格,還我正常的麥兜。

撇開畫風和音樂不對口味不提,謝立文的劇本其實很出色。春田花花幼稚園財困面臨關門,校長要四出撲水救亡。一次偶然機會下,組成春田花花合唱團,帶著麥兜一眾小朋友,四出唱歌表演賺錢。唱大陸商場,唱婚禮,唱富豪生日會,唱廣告歌,唱到幫華仔演唱會伴唱,結果給膠牌經理人著草走數。最後一場演出是大歌唱家的喪禮,意想不到大歌唱家是當年校長的學生,被校長對音樂的熱誠所啟發,才能日後成為大歌唱家。音樂伴隨著校長一生,不論在如何艱苦的環境,校長也不放棄用音樂去改變學生的靈魂,這是一齣獻給所有音樂老師的電影。

春田花花幼稚園的原裝小朋友,隨了麥兜外個個都變成冇對白的大喱。以前校長黃秋生講爛gag,今次膠牌經理人鄭中基的gag更爛。Miss Chan Chan同麥太倒是最正常,總算找回一點熟悉的感覺。或許是刻意找來楊學德的合作,麥兜並不只是給小朋友看,同時也給帶給成年人一些要細意品味的說話。那個楊學德古怪的圖畫風格,倒也能道出今時今日香港人生活無奈的一面。區議員的蛇粽齎餅團,上大陸搵銀要睇大陸人面色,婚禮來賓尖醜刻薄對新人的批評,窮人對著有錢佬要屈身哈腰。麥家碧那種可愛童真的畫風,是很難帶出現實的醜陋。或許在楊學德那個古怪三尖八角的世界中,麥家碧風格的校長,Miss Chan Chan和春田花花幼稚園眾小朋友,正是要告訢我們,不論世界如何醜陋,也要保留中間那一點點的童心。