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Ineffective incentive

Today we have our department quarterly update.  The director flew in town to give us overview of how the department is doing.  My project is the only project in the department, so it has very high profile and no room to fail.  Thanks to the stupid decision of close down two design centers in Canada, lay off many experienced engineers and outsource the work to India, the project is quite behind schedule.  Now the management finally wake up and realize the problem, they are all scrambling and try all means to pull the schedule in.  They try to add more resource in India, but they simply could not find any qualified engineer.

They try to hire back ex-employees from the closed design center as contractors.  It is pretty much admitting last year’s decision to close down the site is stupid.  One desperate measure to they try is by making us work hard and longer hours.  This idea won’t work if they use the stick because it would only demotivate us and further lower our productivity.  They try to use carots and lure us to work overtime.  The director said if the project is finish on time, the whole team will have a special bonus as incentive.

This idea sounds great, the only question is how much is the bonus.  The director did not give us any number or percentage, so the incentive won’t work.  No one would work harder if they don’t know roughtly how much we will get in return.  After the meeting, some of us did a rought calculation, we all agree that the bonus has to be at least $10k to be attractive.  Judging from previous record of the company, the so call special incentive bonus could be merely a few thousand dollars, which won’t worth working your ass off.

Princess 公主追殺令

Princess 日本動畫平常看了不少﹐丹麥動畫還是第一次看﹐其實丹麥語電影也是第一次看。一齣好的電影無分語言國界﹐只憑字幕也能夠感受到電影的感染力。每個國家的動畫也有不同風格﹐《公主追殺令》的畫面設計有別於日本動畫﹐日本動畫顏色精緻鮮明﹐這套動畫則運用大量陰影﹐富有美式漫畫的沉重感覺。看慣畫面變化紛亂的日本動畫﹐會覺得這動畫的畫面很緩慢﹐要一段時間去適應歐洲的節奏。動畫層次效果很簡單﹐大部鏡頭只是在靜止的背景上加人物動作﹐但絕對不是低成本馬虎製作﹐每個畫面的作畫也充滿詩意。這部動畫採用實驗性的拍攝手法﹐戲中的倒敘片段由真人演出﹐回憶以住平靜的日常生活﹐正好是Kill Bill用動畫回憶舊日廝殺的相反。

這動畫是一齣很黃很暴力的悲劇﹐連在性行業合法化的丹麥﹐前衛敏感題材也具爭議性。被稱為公主的色情影星自殺身亡﹐留下五歲的女兒給弟弟照顧。在海外傳教的弟弟趕回國接了姪女回家﹐發現她寄居在妓院時受到性侵犯﹐姐姐自殺也與色情王國的大老闆有連關。於是弟弟發起一個人的復仇戰爭﹐挑戰催毀整個色情王國。

說這電影很黃﹐並不是指畫面上的色情﹐嚴格來說動畫這三點不露很乾淨﹐可是意識上卻令人十分不安。一個五歲女孩在院耳渲目染﹐不自覺地學習妓女的謀生技巧﹐並不意識這些行為的嚴重性。她會在舅父替她洗澡時﹐順手拉下舅父褲子的拉鍊。在公園與小朋友玩家家酒時﹐脫衣色誘其他小朋友。在偷看母親的色情錄像時﹐會模倣母親跳艷舞色誘男人的姿勢。

至於說這電影很暴力﹐並不是指劇中有很多打鬥場面。一般動作電影有很多打鬥或槍戰﹐但那些耍帥耍型沒有真實感的場面﹐似在表演雜技武藝多於暴力。這套電影沒有好看的打鬥﹐因為復仇並不需要觀眾拍掌﹐只需要拿起鐵桿一棍扑下去﹐讓仇人鮮血四灑直流滿面。然後舅舅還叫姪女過來﹐用力扑曾經侵犯過她的人的下體﹐一下一下不停地扑下去﹐死者從叫得像殺豬到慢慢無聲﹐地下的血慢慢滲開一大灘。這套電影中那幾場見血的場面﹐展現出就是這種令人恐慌赤祼祼的暴力。

我不清楚這套電影想表達什麼﹐是對色情事業的控訴﹐還以藝術為名測試﹐觀眾的道德底線。大慨這部電影帶來的啟發﹐足夠寫篇幾電影理論的論文。電影的衝擊性很極端激烈﹐看罷後心情不能平復﹐要看多一齣無厘頭喜劇才好過點。這次我破例不推介這齣動畫﹐不是品質差劣浪費時間﹐而是每個人不一定接受到其中的故事。觀看前要有心理準備﹐看完後發惡夢不要賴我。

Yakisoba Sandwich

Yakisoba Sandwich

Today I tried a very unusual sandwich, yakisoba sandwich.  I have heard of this sandwich from a childhood cartoon.  The characters love having the Yakisoba sandwich all the time.  I thought it must be a joke in the cartoon, who would want to eat sandwich with no meat or veggie, but it turns out yakisoba sandwich is real!  Yakisoba is Japanese fried noodle, so Yakisoba sandwich is Japanese fried noodle inside a bun.

The taste is OK.  It taste like yakisoba and bread.  However having double dose of cabrohydrine seems a very weird combination.  I have no idea why Japanese would come up with this silly sandwich.  Apparently, it’s quite popular in Japan.  If people are stupid enough to believe having the no-carbo Atkin diet will lose weight, maybe I can start a new all-carbo diet fad.  I can create a series of double carbo sandwich such as  fried rice sandwich, french fries sandwich, toast sandwich, cereal sandwich and ultimate sandwich sandwich, which is a sandwich bun inside another sandwich bun.

Royal Caribean

Royal Caribbean

I just got the package from Royal Caribean for my Mediterranean cruise.  I have to check-in online to register my passport and credit card.  There are some information of onshore excursion tours come with the package.  On each port the cruise ship stop over, we can get off the ship to visit the place.  You don’t want to travel around on your own, if you are lost or get into trouble, the ship won’t wait for you.  It is better to join the day tour package run by the cruise.  At least they gaurantee the ship will wait for you.  On average the tour cost about $50 for half day trip and $100 for full day trip.  Two people stopping 5 ports easily add another thousand dollar to your cruise bill.  That add almost a quater of the cost of the cruise.

Paying that much for the day trip, I would expect I get some decent information help me to decision which trip to join.  All I got in the booklet is a few wordy paragraph for each trip on each port.  I would expect the online version is more helpful, but it is even worst!  The online version is the same as wordy paragraph from the paper copy, but the list is sorted according to type of activities.  Please list all the tours of a port in the same.  I can only do one or two things at each port, it is important to see see all my options is one place?  I have a hard time deciding which tour to join.  All the tour description looks quite similar, there are only a few famous places at each port after all.  What I really need is a matrix highlight the difference between each tour.

The List 魔鬼名單

The List Robert Whitlow的基督教懸疑小說﹐有John Grisham小說的緊張刺激﹐故事亦帶出聖經的道理﹐在阿瑪遜的書評大受好評。他的成名作《魔鬼名單》改篇為電影﹐也同樣受影評人的讚賞﹐說電影忠於原著發人深省。這套其實是獨立製作的電視電影﹐沒有大明星沒有特技效果﹐但劇本出色營做的氣氛具張力﹐一路吸引著觀眾的情緒。

故事是從講述年青有為的律師﹐接到關係疏離的巨富父親去世的遺囑開始。父親把所有資產捐了出去﹐只留了一份美國內戰時代傳下來﹐稱為南加洲有限公司契約的舊文件給他。並留下錄音說這文件價值連城關係財富的來源﹐是生死悠關代代相傳的家族秘密。同時間他收到一封邀請信﹐出席一個神秘組織的入會儀式﹐繼承父親在組織中的席位。這齣戲的焦點是主角內心的爭扎﹐因此不要期望會出現鬥智鬥力﹐小子隻身搗破神秘組織的情節。主角面對金錢和權力的引誘﹐要在愛情親情良知中作出取捨﹐最後藉著祈禱的力量﹐戰勝心魔重新做人。劇情讓觀眾聯想起耶穌給魔鬼試探的聖經故事﹐耶穌只是喝退魔鬼並沒有消滅他。結局魔鬼依舊存在伺機害人﹐但與主角再沒有任何關係﹐不能再影響主角的生命。

若從富娛樂與說道理並重的角度去看﹐這齣電影雖無懈可擊也不遠矣。不過遇到我這種喜歡尋究底的人﹐就嫌故事謎題解得不夠清楚徹底。由始至終觀眾也不知道神悉組織的全部底蘊﹐只知道當年內戰時侵佔巨額寶藏﹐現今在瑞士銀行有用不完的金錢﹐但不知道那些金錢如何投資衍生。觀眾知道那份契約有魔鬼的力量﹐簽約人要用鮮血起誓﹐借助契約能單憑想像殺人﹐簡單來說是鬼佬版本的死亡筆記。但觀眾不知道契約力量的來源﹐也不知道用筆記殺人有什麼限制﹐除了與十二個家族的血脈有關係。可能小說對這些背景設定有詳細描述﹐只是電影把重心放在人性交戰上﹐其他背景設定因篇幅所限省略了。既然有死亡筆記這個設定﹐觀眾不難猜想金錢從何滾滾而來﹐神秘組織如何權傾天下吧。

也許受製作成本所限﹐戲中的神秘組織看起來不怎有錢有權有勢﹐倒似是幾個老頭聚在一起搞鄉村俱樂部。算了吧﹐觀眾還是自己運用想像力﹐當成是銀幕上演釋的舞台劇﹐欣賞主角如何徘佪善惡決擇之間。不要問為什麼不索性拿槍殺了那幾個老頭﹐將死亡筆記和巨額財富據為己有。