The most frightening weapon of all time, a spoon.
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
The most frightening weapon of all time, a spoon.
The most frightening weapon of all time, a spoon.
It is commonly thought that the richer the country, the lower the birth rate. It is no longer true. The birth rate re-bounce to the replacement rate if the country is grow even richer! Zero population growth is the ideal.
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I went to an interesting restaurant to have dinner tonight. The restaurant is owned by cricket player of the Indian Cricket team. Attached to the restaurant, there is a small cricket hall of fame with some collectible in display. Next to the show room is a small shop selling cricket equipments and souvenirs.
I arrived at the restaurant a lit early, so I take a look at the show room and the souvenir shop. I am kinda interested in the cricket bet, so I ask the sales to show me what they got. The sales bring forth some of their finest cricket bet that is used by the professional. The bet is made of imported English willow wood and beautifully handcraft in India. The bet is really expensive. It costs Rs8000, which is almost US$200. The sales seems very determine to sell me the bet. I reject politely him by saying the bet is too heavy for my luggage. He keep saying I can ship it with special luggage arrangement via airline or hand carry it on board. Duh! Didn’t he got my hint that I don’t want to buy the bet at all.
Does he have any common sense? No one with a right mind will buy an expensive professional cricket bet for souvenir. Maybe he mistaken me as one of those rich Japanese tourists who like to buy expensive and useless stuff. In the end, I bought a jersey of Indian cricket team. I think I got ripped off on the jersey, it’s not a real Nike jersey but a cheap knock off. Yet I still paid Rs300 for it!
去年聖誕逛商場時﹐見到一張很醒目的電子海報﹐有個肥佬食蕉很神氣起向上望﹐間中又會望下你做個I am watching you的手勢﹐加上有在電視播放的預告片﹐我已經覺得這套會是套賣座黑馬的電影。果然不出所料﹐這齣《商場凸警》低成本製作﹐本小利大刀仔鋸大樹﹐去年連續兩星期美國票房冠軍﹐DVD推出第一個星期便登上銷量第一位。
《商場凸警》的慨念很簡單﹐一個考警察失敗﹐老婆走佬﹐到處給人看偏﹐暗戀美女又無膽示愛﹐在大商場當保安員的肥佬。商場在聖誕前夕給恐怖份子佔據﹐夢中女神被捉了去做人質﹐於是搖身一變大發傻威﹐為救佳人赤手空拳對付壞人。最後當然是大團結圓局﹐肥佬英雄救美贏得美人歸。故事的設定和橋段很面善擺明在玩《虎膽龍威》﹐戲中很多對白和場要也拿Die Hard開玩笑。連最後飛虎隊隊長原來是壞人﹐也是抄Die Hard 2。當然肥佬食蕉沒有Bruce Willis那麼英勇﹐笨手笨腳卻幸運地解決恐怖份子。例如肥佬原本想爬氣糟逃走﹐結果掉下來壓死了站在下面的壞人。
這套電影其實很低能白痴﹐不過低成本笑片大部份都這些公式﹐總之看得開心笑得過癮﹐便合格收貨。很可惜這齣電影未能在香港上戲院上映﹐不知道香港是否歧視肥人﹐連帶歧視肥人主演的電影。或許香港人看荷里活電影﹐只懂迷信大製作或大明星﹐白白錯過一些小成本但好看的電影。
I think the the just punishment for sex offenders is castration. Cut it off, render them harmless and they can live everywhere they like