X-Men Origins Wolverine

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每次坐飛機總會因為太無聊﹐看了些不應該浪費時間看的電影﹐這次看的電影是《人狼外傳》。其實這齣電影也不算是十分垃圾﹐畢竟是荷里活A級大製作的爆谷電影﹐若不帶腦袋看倒勉強合格。只是劇中那些打鬥場面太過硬橋硬馬﹐獨沽一味主打力量性的爆炸和破壞﹐欠缺港式荷里活動作設計的眩目視覺官感。

電影公司大慨看見X-Men電影賣座﹐在趕工開拍續集的期間﹐順便替劇中人氣角色人狼拍外傳﹐正好拿來今個暑假滿足擁躉兼大賺一筆。過往幾集的X-Men以群戲為主﹐今集戲份則集中在人狼身人﹐講述他遇到光頭教授之前的經歷﹐他當軍方實驗品被安上鐵爪的經過。故事的賣點是他與哥哥Victor的恩怨﹐可惜電影中著墨不多﹐主線單薄得叫觀眾失望。哥哥開場沒多久便淪為變態殺人狂﹐很典型嗜血成性的壞人﹐人狼只是還有點良知﹐單純對哥哥的所作所為看不過眼矣。還以為電影最後會講述Victor如何投靠磁力王﹐結局卻是人狼失憶作完場﹐編劇很方便地把電影內容一筆鈎消﹐保障不會影響前作的連續性。

人狼的異能是無限再生能力﹐因為這個能力他不老不死﹐亦可以扺受換骨實驗的痛苦﹐把全身骨骼換成外太空合金﹐變成一副堅無不催的鋼壁身體。他哥哥能力與他相同﹐唯一不同是武器從骨爪改為指甲。與其他電影中不死身的角色比較﹐人狼完全沒有善用不死身特點﹐將其優勢融入戰術中﹐反而只懂依靠不死身﹐屢屢便硬食攻擊以蠻力取勝。原來以為最後一場決戰是人狼打哥哥﹐卻無厘頭殺出個改造人十一號﹐要兩兄弟攜手合作﹐以多欺少才勉強取勝。只是有一點我不明白﹐十一號是同樣擁有不死身﹐為什麼最後給人狼一腳踢下核電廠﹐便這麼容易領便當退場。不死人與不死人打鬥﹐其實是在浪費時間﹐反正沒有人會倒下﹐永遠也分不出勝負。

人狼不老不死活了百多歲﹐經歷過南北內戰﹐兩次大戰﹐韓戰越戰。可是人狼完全不像有活了百多歲的智慧﹐也沒有其他電影中不死人的滄桑感﹐白白浪費了不死人這個設定的特性。電影中的大奸角是變種人部隊的司令﹐他本身沒有特異能力﹐卻妄想用三流詭計操控人狼﹐怪不得他沒有好下場。他最對付人狼的殺手鑭﹐只有六發太空合金子彈的左輪手槍。人狼打贏哥哥打贏改造人﹐卻給這個無能司令剛巧射中腦袋失憶﹐編劇實在是夾硬扭橋好讓電影收場結束。

Getting to Know You – David Marusek

Getting to Know You

說起來很慚愧,我雖自稱是科幻小說迷﹐可是對上一次看科幻小說﹐已經是好幾年前的事情。這次去印度逛書店買平書時﹐不期然想買本科幻小說來讀﹐好讓自己追貼最新科幻出版。在書店看科幻小說的書架﹐有一半是上一代科幻大師的經典﹐那些經典很多我在年青時已看過。餘下又有一大部份是偽科幻小說﹐只不過把冒險故事用未來或太空包裝起來。左揀右揀下最後買了科幻新秀David Marusek的短篇小說集Getting to Know You。此君沒有什麼名氣﹐才不過出版了一部短篇小說和兩部長篇小說。他的正職是平面設計教授﹐寫作科幻小說只是工餘興趣。他從未奪取過任何科幻小說大獎﹐每次提名總是空手而回。買下這本小說完全是機緣巧合﹐就這樣我認識了一位很有趣的科幻小說作家。

這本短篇小說的故事互相獨立故事﹐但每個故事同時亦間接地﹐通過作者的世界觀連結起來。每個故事發生於不同年份的未來﹐科技順著作者憶測的方向發展。長生不老科技﹐人工智能秘書和虛擬人格﹐在故事中構成故事的核心元素。作者通過不同的短篇故事﹐探討這兩項科技會對人類生活帶來什麼影響。作者說故事的技巧亦很重要﹐未來科技只是推動情節的工具﹐每個故事的情節也有意外轉折﹐結局為讀者帶來驚喜。故事亦包含多重寓意﹐讓讀者細心思考品嘗。以下我為大家介紹書中的一些我喜愛故事﹕

The Wedding Album大慨是書中最出名的故事﹐曾獲得某科幻小說新人獎。現代人結婚會拍照或拍錄像留念﹐或許過幾年可以拍立體錄像。未來世界的結婚留念不單是拍影像﹐而是把整個腦袋神經細胞掃描﹐把新婚那刻的思想和感受完美定格﹐留待日後在模擬器內回味。可是被捕捉下來的虛擬人格﹐也有自己的想法和欲望﹐數年後拿出來重溫﹐便會驚訝時間帶來的改變。這個故事從新娘虛擬人格的角度﹐觀看一段婚姻關係的變遷。

We Were Out of Our Minds with Joy講述未來世界的愛情故事。當人類擁有長生不老的科技﹐愛情不再以傳宗接代為終點﹐男女間的攻情感防戰又如何發展。故事最有趣的地方是﹐男女主角談戀愛並只不是他們二人的事﹐亦關乎他們人工智能秘書的事。人工智能秘書最了解你的親密朋友﹐在情場上它又如何幫你找到真愛。

VTV這個故事有點令人不安﹐從一個記者去採訪將要被謀殺的受害人﹐講述未來世界視血腥新聞為娛樂。我們看見現在生果報低俗煽情的報導﹐不禁想我們離那個戀態的未來世界其實並不很遠。

How We Downsized North America中長生不老技術普及化﹐可是隨之而來帶是人口急速棚脹的問題。美國國會動議全面禁止生育﹐每年只充許小量新生嬰兒取代意外死亡的人口。副總統四出遊說支持議案﹐用虛擬人格同時在多個地方發表演說。偏偏他的虛擬人格卻與他真人唱反調﹐害他要頻頻遙控救火補鑊。到底是他的虛擬人格受駭客入侵破壞﹐還是他的潛意識在虛擬人格偷偷跑出來呢。

Getting to Know You描寫的較近現代的未來﹐科技雜誌的編輯測試第一代人工智能秘書的同時﹐要兼顧解開她和妹妹之間家庭關係的死結。

Yurek Rutz. Yurek Rutz. Yurek Rutz嚴格來說不是科幻小說﹐但是全書中我最喜愛的故事。作者飾演自己當科幻小說作家﹐受粉絲所託撰寫其墓誌。故事幅篇很短﹐結局讓人會心微笑﹐是充份表現出作者幽默的一面。

這本小說很容易入口﹐沒有很宏大深奧的科幻設定。故事中那些科技雖然天馬行空﹐﹐就算科技盲也可以夠清楚明白其用途。科幻元素不會妨礙讀者欣賞情節的發展和角色描寫的起伏﹐反而為故事開拓嶄新的想像空間。不過這本小說屬於冷門書藉﹐圖書館和一般書店未必找到﹐讀者若看過介紹後想找來看﹐大慨只有網上訂購一途。

Bangalore once again

I just came back from my 3 weeks Bangalore business trip. As usual, I got sick every time I went to Bangalore. I have been coughing, running noses, watery eyes, skin rashes, lack of energy, allergy reaction, all thanks to the heavy polluted environment of India. It will take me a couple of weeks to recover from the India disease. Sometimes I wonder why do I travel to India, can’t I simply deal the problems of the India team by having a few weeks of late night meetings?

It’s my forth trip to India. I am no longer amused by the new scenery nor the new cultural experience. I don’t even bother to plan any traveling on weekends. My daily routine is going to work, then have a nice dinner in a non-Indian restaurant. I spent most of my time in weekend browsing books in the bookstore in the shopping mall next door and catch up with my own reading in the guest house. The nice dinner at the end of the day is my own meaning of life in Bangalore and that keep my sanity.

Traffic in Bangalore seems less busy this time. I am not sure it is due to the global recession or due to the road going into Electronic City is finally paved. I guess the finical meltdown do hit Bangalore. Wipro, our outsourcing firm and the biggest IT firm in Bangalore, suppose to have a reputation like IBM in the 70’s that it will never layoff any employee, but recently they just cut 10% of their work force. When I have lunch in Wipro campus, the cafeteria is obviously less crowd. In the past, I couldn’t even a seat when I went to lunch on 12:15p. Now I don’t even need to line up at 12:30p.

This time I am traveling to Bangalore with a colleague who enjoy nice meal or good food in general. He claim that it is a waste of time going to restaurant waiting to be served. He rather grep a sandwich for quick dinner then spent his night hanging out in the pub. Pubs in Bangalore close at 11p and dinner start late at 8p. By the time we usually finish dinner at 10p, he don’t have much time left to go to the pub. Luckily I met a dining buddy, an engineer from Motorola in Beijing, so I don’t have to dine out alone or dining with a bowl of gold fish. In a 5 stars restaurant I went to, the waiter will bring you a bowl of gold fish you for your company if you dine out alone so that you won’t feel too lonely.

I brought my dining buddy to the nice restaurants in town and we chat about anything over dinner. He said he is so glad that he met me, so he don’t have to stuck in the hotel every night, like other visitors from Motorola. Talking to my dining buddy makes me learn two things about the hi-tech industry in Beijing. First is that development cost in Beijing is high, almost comparable to Europe or America, so they are outsourcing to India too. Second is that Western visitors actually feel more comfortable with Chinese culture than Indian culture even though Indians speak English (sort of). Motorola visitors from UK lock themselves up after work in Bangalore because they don’t feel safe going outside of the hotel. But when they are in Beijing, they are happily explore the city every night.

My colleague love to check out the night life in the city, so I company him to check out a few pubs in Bangalore. Since I am the restaurant guru, I picked some of the most fancy and most expensive pubs in Bangalore. It is just wrong seeing guys dancing Bollywood songs in the dance floors with each other. It looks funny in the Bollywood movies, and it looks even more funny when you see it in real life. I don’t even like going to pub or clubbing in Vancouver, obviously I won’t enjoy night life in India. What’s the point of going to clubbing if you are not planning to pick up any girl, and who would be interested in picking up an Indian girl anyways? Somehow my colleague seems enjoy hanging out in pub quite a bit, he manage to hook up with some local guys and they even invite him to house party. For me, drinking beer and watching cricket on big screen TV is acceptable. Having a few pool games and beat some local guys is pretty fun. However, it took us quite some time to hunt for a pub with a pool table. Apparently, pool is not a common game in India.

A new hotel open within 5 minutes walking distance from the office. I heard that company is going to close down the guest house and put all the visitors in the new hotel. It is nice that we don’t have waste time stuck in traffic in the morning rush hour. But the hotel is in the middle of nowhere. It will be really boring staying at Electronic City after dark and needless for me to I will have to travel into town to have a nice diner anyways. The hotel has a restaurant offer buffet breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday, but the food does not taste very well. The buffet have a pasta station, the chef will cook your pasta right in front of you as you made the order. The pasta station offer three choices for spaghetti sauce, the red tomato sauce, the white cream sauce and the yellow curry sauce. Indian curry spaghetti is most weird spaghetti I ever had and obviously it sucks.

My Bangalore trip this time is pretty mundane, nothing interesting worth mention. The highlight of my trip is that I bought quite a few books form the bookstore in the shopping mall next door. English books is much cheaper in Indian than in Canada, on average it only costs a quarter of the price. I bought 6 books in total and already finished reading two of them while I was in Bangalore. Not a bad accomplishment.

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It is commonly thought that the richer the country, the lower the birth rate. It is no longer true. The birth rate re-bounce to the replacement rate if the country is grow even richer! Zero population growth is the ideal.

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