Recycling 101

Today my company has a presentation on recycling from our recycling company.  It’s part customer education and part customer relationship.  I learned many interesting fact about recycling, not just for environmental protection but also understand recycling as a business.  I won a green company logo hat for asking the best question!

I always complain recycling is too much work, you have sort the bottoms and paper into different recycling bin.  It is easier to throw them into the garbage.  It turns out in some cities, they already have single stream recycling.  People put everything recyclable into the blue box, the recycling company will use machine to sort out different material.  The recycling rate goes up a lot because it is much more convenient.  A realistic goal is recycle over 70% of domestic waste.  Almost every garbage we produce is recyclable, maybe except baby diapers and Styrofoam cups.   No one want to recycle baby diapers is obviously.  Styrofoam cup is non biodegradable and it’s too light, so it does not justify the recycling cost.

Well, actually for those who just throw away things to the garbage should not feel too guilty for our deeds.  The garbage goes to landfill, but that’s not the end of the story.  The guy from recycling company estimate within the next 50 years, technology will be available to recycle materials from old landfill.  Old landfill will turns into a material gold mine.  Therefore, don’t burn the garbage, just dump them to the landfill and wait for the time to come.

I am the one in the company use most paper because I like read a hard copy of all my documents and I am too lazy to wash my own coffee mug.  It turns out I am not very environmental unfriendly after all.  Paper is a very recyclable product.  A printer paper can recycle almost 100% over 20 times.  Used paper can made into cardboard boxes.  The yellower the cardboard box is, the more time the fiber is recycled.  At the end of the life time, the paper fiber is all broken up and degrade into residues that goes to landfill.  Since paper fiber is very biodegradable, it decompose fairly soon and does not harm the environment.  Paper cup is 100% recyclable as long as they go back to the green box.

I asked the best question in the presentation.  The presenter talked about it is hard to find site to build recycling facilities, because no one want to built a garbage dump at their backyard.  I asked why don’t we outsource recycling to third world countries?  Ship over the garbage and let them do the dirty work and ship us back the clean recycled material.  Actually they are already doing it but China is tightening the law and forbid the import untreated garbage.  I commented that we should go to poorer countries in Africa.  Other than foreign issues, there are political reason for the government not to outsource recycling.  Recycling create lots of jobs and it’s a big business.  Although they are garbage jobs, but the government don’t want to upset the unions by moving the jobs overseas.  My friends are ealous of me getting the hat and said it is unfair for the most un-environmental person in the company to get the eco-friendly hat!

Marriage license

In Canada, all wedding couple have to get a marriage license before their wedding day.  You can get it from many places, I just went to London Drugs to get mine from an insurance broker.  The wedding license is just a piece of paper.  It is the document you are going to sign on the wedding day.  The wedding officiant will take it and send it back to the registration office and the government will mail your the wedding certificate.  This piece of computer printed paper costs me $100.  What a rip off!  I wonder how can poor people afford to get marry.  $100 for a piece of paper is ridiculous.  Getting marry is basic human rights.  The government should at least waive the registration fee for the first marriage.  It is fair to charge those who marry more than once.  But getting marry once is pretty much universal.

When I fill in the application form for the marriage license, I notice some legal statment at the back of the form.  It is illegal for a male applicant to marry his mother, daughter or sister and it is also illegal for a female applicant to marry her dad, son or brother.  Incest is illegal, so this rules make sense.  However the legal statment didn’t say anything about son marrying to dad or daugther to mother.  I think we have incest law for many years but the gay marriage is just legalized, so the incest law isn’t update.  It would make a headline news if a gay incest couple trying to register.  On a second thought, maybe the incest law is not update on purpose.  Gay couple cannot have children and the intention of the incest law is to avoid childbirth between close relatives.  Since gay cannot reproduce, we don’t have any reason to stop them getting marry.  Gay is gross.  Incest is very gross.  Gay and incest is exponentially gross, yet it is legal.  Yuck!  The Canadian family law is really screwed up.

JSF Assembly Flow

Just come across this really cool assembly flow diagram and cut away picture of the JSF (F-35)

JSF

F35

Drive slow, save gas, save $$

The gas price is reaching record high of $1.50 per liter this summer.  The government is making it even worse by introducing a 2 cents carbon tax on gas.  Every time I fill up my car, I feel like there is a vacuum cleaner sucking dry my wallet.  Taking the public transport is not an option, since my time cost is still much higher than the cost of gas needed to drive to work.  However there is a way to save at least 10% of fuel expensive.  It is changing your driving habit.

The idea is very simple.  Drive slow, save gas.  If you drive fast, you have to brake a lot for traffic lights, making turns or exiting the highway.  When you accelerate the car, you build up momentum.  When you slow down, the momentum decrease.  The gas spent on accelerating the car is wasted if the momentum is not used to move the car forward.  You don’t want to waste any gas on the brake.  I started practicing the new driving habit almost 2 weeks and it really works.  My gas mileage went up from 11.7L / 100km to 10.2 / 100km.  I can save at least $20 per month simply by driving slowly.  Although I say to drive slower, the time difference is insufficient.  The lost of average speed is not noticeable.  When you drive fast and brake fast, you just spend more time waiting in front of the traffic light.

The Onion Movie 洋蔥新聞大電影

The Onion Movie 洋蔥社The Onion News大慨是世上最沒有公信力的傳媒﹐這個新聞網站以杜撰虛假新聞馳名﹐偏偏行文風格卻像傳統新聞機構般嚴肅﹐還要事有剎介地引經噱典﹐當然那些專家和統計也是假冒的﹐保證嚇你不死也笑死你。想不到洋蔥社竟然會拍電影﹐把新聞報導幽默抵死的手法搬上大銀幕﹐惡搞所有政治正確的傳媒門面說話。這套電影超小成本製作﹐戲院也沒上映機會﹐就直拉推出DVD發賣。在這個被荷里活大製作寵壞的影市﹐若果要觀眾付錢入戲院﹐看這套只有電視節目質素的電影﹐不暴動要求退票賠錢才怪。

電影不值購票入場欣賞﹐但內容本身其實十分好笑。這套電影沒有什麼故事﹐不過是九十分鐘完全無關連的短篇趣劇﹐東拉西扯左拼右砌而成。內容古靈精怪天馬行空﹐有洋蔥社拿手好戲的搞笑新聞﹐在新聞中加插無厘頭的廣告﹐和電視機前觀眾看新聞時發生的事情。基佬遊輪假期﹐地雷推銷員﹐中東自殺炸彈學堂﹐無一不樣觀眾捧腹大笑。電影有三首歌詞超級露骨的插曲﹐配合主唱的性感女星裝可愛純情的假訪問﹐擺明在諷刺Britney Spears。電影插到了一半﹐忽然間有個黑人民權領袖跑出來抗議﹐說電影角色刻意陋化黑人﹐於是電影馬上加插個問路如何上圖書館的黑人路人。最好笑是戲中戲的預言片﹐由Stephen Seagal主演的「打陰英雄」Cockpuncher。邀請到貨真假實的動作名星客串﹐說他拜師修練最上乘的功夫﹐然後耍帥地以重拳打擊壞人下體。結局妙在將所有無關係的東西串連起來﹐恐怖份子入電視台劫持新聞主播﹐打陰英雄現身救人﹐以用男人最痛打倒一眾嘍囉。豈料恐怖份子大佬用地雷作護陰﹐於是性感女星出場唱歌挑逗﹐讓小弟弟起來失去掩護。

這部電影應該會惹來衛道之士的批評﹐不過也許電影本身實在太過無聊﹐根本不會有人浪費力氣去批評也說不定。雖然電影開宗名義賣不文笑話﹐不過不會超越樂而不淫的底線。電影大說政治不正確笑話也許不夠敏感度﹐但某程度上說出了很多人心底話﹐某些政治正確的言語根本就是白痴。電影也許有點意識不良﹐但我們總不能為照顧一小部份人的弱小心靈﹐就剝奪我們開玩笑的權利吧。