師奶股神

The Money Maker Recipe 我們常常謔稱無線的劇集為師奶劇﹐劇情婆婆媽媽反智無聊﹐只能吸引對劇情要求不高的師奶觀眾。這次打正旗號拍攝師奶劇﹐放棄花旦小生改用師奶當主角﹐反而比那些扮嚴肅認真的大製作好看。可能是觀眾要求相對降低﹐既然開宗明義是師奶劇﹐就不用費神往劇本找碴邊看邊罵﹐反而可以專心欣賞劇情以外的其他優點。《師奶股神》沒有一線明星﹐劇中演員全部都是二三線演技派。商天娥這個師奶股神故然入型入格﹐謝天華飾演的大男人老公也很生動有趣。劇中演靚女角色﹐也是好戲中旦的湯盈盈與勝麗名。林嘉華完全勝任演奸角當股壇大鱷﹐不過要他兼任情聖追太子女就很勉強﹐以他的外表真的很難有說服力。大慨整套劇唯一劇演末夠班的人﹐就是當太子女的李亞男﹐不過她是溫哥華港姐﹐姑且網開一面吧。

記憶自從丁蟹那套《大時代》 之後﹐無線沒有拍過以股市為題材的電視劇。劇集中的股票交易很兒嬉﹐林嘉華只不過是金魚缸中一條小魚﹐與宣傳海報說的師奶股神打大鱷差很遠﹐等我還以為商天娥決戰索羅斯。看見劇中眾師奶瘋狂炒股﹐觀眾看完得啖笑便算了﹐不用認真研究師奶是否可以縱橫股市。嚴格來說這套《師奶股神》只借題發揮﹐用師奶炒股作故事骨幹﹐去演釋師奶跌倒再發奮的勵志故事。商天娥是個讀書不多但數口精的典型師奶﹐機緣考合被林嘉華點中捧為師奶股神﹐用街市買菜的方法分析股票﹐想不到竟然大受歡迎﹐成為林嘉華做市的棋子。中段金融風暴股市大瀉﹐師奶股神累街坊一夜輸掉所有身家﹐還要拿子女教育基金博翻身﹐結果幾乎弄至家變眾叛親離。最後當然是大團圓結局﹐師奶股神努力工作還債﹐學懂炒股不等於投資﹐親人朋友原諒了她﹐一家人齊齊整整渡過難關。劇集高潮是師奶股神重出江湖﹐收購戰打敗林嘉華還賺了一大筆。至於為何她們可以很輕易地﹐幾天內在在股市中把錢翻上幾翻﹐而林嘉華要慢慢去收購公司折骨折現籌錢﹐則是師奶劇一貫劇情不合理的現象﹐觀眾可以隻眼開隻眼閉詐看不見。

無記的劇集雖然角色設定可以不同﹐但故事的主旋律萬變不離其中幾個規律。以往那些律師醫生警察劇﹐又或者豪門恩怨古裝戲﹐角色與觀眾的現實經驗不乎﹐於是大家總是批評夾硬搵戲來做﹐現實的律師醫生有錢佬﹐那會像劇中人般反智腦殘婆媽。不過今次無線用師奶當主角﹐這個角色家家戶戶至少一個﹐很容易引起觀眾共嗚。劇中過份扭橋也許毫不真實﹐但師奶們的處身反應則很到肉貼題﹐只不過為加強喜劇性跨張了些少。 這套劇集一方面拿師奶貪便宜怕蝕底老土保守的性格開無傷大雅的玩笑﹐另一方面則歌頌師奶為家庭為子女的偉大﹐很正面地宣傳正確的家庭價值。或許有些女權主義者會跑出來說要打倒師奶﹐認為這個觀念是現代女性獨立自主的最大敵人。那她們大慨就如劇中滕麗明的角色一樣﹐表面上是事業得意的女強人﹐其實心底裏還是渴望擁有一個溫暖的家﹐ 獨立自主不過是在逃避家庭責任的藉口。大團圓結局始終要結婚生仔﹐兩夫妻恩恩愛愛白頭到老才對。當《色慾都市》的Carrie也難逃變成師奶的命運﹐不論事業方面發展如何﹐女人還是要當師奶才有幸福。剩下來的唯一問題﹐只是如何找個像謝天華角色那樣﹐對老婆不離不棄的好老公。

沒有光的所在 – 馬國明

no light 上次回香港逛書店﹐看看有什麼探討香港現況的書﹐視線這個醒目封面吸引﹐原來是文化評論人馬國明的最新著作﹐是他在報章發表文章的結集。隨手打開內文翻閱﹐題材包括近幾年香港人關心的時事﹐以本土文化的觀點行文﹐立場有別於主流傳媒聲音﹐與香港獨文媒體編輯部的論述意見一脈相乘。我在獨媒曾參與不少討論﹐與本土行動的支持者筆戰數十回﹐很清楚他們的立場和訴求﹐可是始終掌握不到支持他們背後理念的推論。香港本土主義在政治光普上﹐有別於傳統的左右分類。資本主義也好社會主義也好﹐不管認同還是反對﹐至少讀政治哲學時學過他們的理論。在討論政治和新聞事件時﹐立場取決於背後的政治理論﹐而不管是支持還是反對﹐也必須要明白理論的限制和假設﹐才能以理性去檢定審視敵我的雙方立場。網上的本土文化文章偏重感性而輕理論﹐討論時立場變得很主觀偏狹﹐對方想反對也找不到切入點。馬國明的這本「沒有光的所在」﹐正好為本土文化作一個慨述總結﹐將不同的事件串連起來﹐構成一幅本土文化的藍圖。

我是傳統右派新自由主義的人﹐馬國明則是研究班雅明起家的新左派﹐除了最後幾章關於民主自由這些普世價值﹐我極不認同他書中的大部份觀點。畢竟他是讀歷史系出身﹐無可避免沾了歷史人的霉氣﹐過份眷戀舊日的美好時光。他在書中多處哀悼被時代淘汰的舊式生活﹐很感性地多愁善感懷緬舊事物﹐不過我看來似在為賦新詞強說愁。有十五萬人送別天星小輪碼頭﹐不過正如大多數香港人一樣﹐他們只不過受羊群心理感染出來懷舊熱鬧一番。若果政府說把天星碼頭填海賣地起商場﹐賣地收益平均攤分給全港市民﹐每人可以分到千多元﹐相信那十五萬前來送別的人﹐也會很現實地收錢拆碼頭。只有一小部份感情用事的人﹐才會為一些沒有實際價值的舊東西﹐妨礙城市發展與全港市民的荷包作對。馬國明自譽是文化人﹐正如很多文化人一樣﹐他也是生活在象牙塔的世界﹐追求的理想與社會現實割裂。這些問題在書府捨皆是﹐他提出的說法看起來很動聽﹐但完全經不起理性的驗証﹐違返最基本的經濟學和政治哲學理論。

在《重建也拆了一線生天》一文中﹐ 馬國明婉惜舊區重建讓一些小商戶沒法生存﹐他用醬油店作為例子﹐說老字號小本經營價廉物美﹐是舊區窮人生活重要一環。很明顯他沒有讀過亞當史密斯﹐不明白分工對經濟發展的重要。正因為老字號堅持小本經營服務窮人﹐才落得淪落被時代淘汰的命運。小商戶生產醬油沒有品質保障﹐師傅賭馬輸錢心情不好﹐很有可能會影響醬油質素。工廠大規模生產﹐有嚴格的品質控制﹐每一枝醬油也是品質的保證。小商沒有經濟效益﹐價格也不能與大量生產的工廠相比。唯一的出路就是主攻高檔市場﹐走高價的精品路線﹐與工廠貨鬥平只有死路一條。窮人應先照顧好自己的生活﹐努力進修學習工作脫貧﹐匠心獨運的手工藝產品﹐這些非生活必需品﹐要有閒錢時才可以享受。另一篇文章《冷氣房導致冷漠和悲情》也有同樣毛病﹐文中說小販日復一日製作小食﹐比工廠大量生產的好吃。可是無論一個人如何工多藝熟﹐難免會犯人類才會犯的錯誤。加上年復一年地做同樣沉悶的工序﹐對工作失去熱誠又如何會做得好呢﹖相反工廠用機械生產﹐只需要完善生產工序﹐每一件小食也能同樣美味﹐工廠更有閒錢去投資﹐研究如何改良小食的品質﹐製造出更新更好的小食。

馬國明在《自選車牌﹐拍賣的是悠閒》中﹐批評政府的添悠悶政策忽略窮人。可是他的邏輯完全本末倒置﹐政資只有人道責任照顧窮人的生活必需﹐悠悶是要靠自己努力去掙取。窮人不要眼紅中產有悠閒﹐那是高生產力獲得的成果。馬國明口中說的低收入人士﹐絕大部份人的窮貧是咎尤自取﹐他們可以撫心自問﹐有多少人年少時努力讀書﹐學習現代社會所需的知識﹖沒有錢還要學人講悠悶﹐怪不得一般人認為綜援養懶人了。馬國明不單政治觀念有問題﹐連基本衛生科學常識亦欠奉。《居高臨下的瞎蝙蝠》中﹐他認為橫街窄巷麵包店食物不斷釋出誘人香味﹐比大型商場麵包店的玻璃櫃更美好。天呀﹗他沒有讀過小學健教科嗎﹖食物必需要蓋好﹐妨止昆蟲細菌和街道上沙塵污染﹐每個麵包要獨立密封包裝才夠衛生。他不用擔心香味煙囪效應的問題﹐科學家已經在研發香味廣告。將來在不影響衛生下﹐市民逛冷氣商場的時候﹐也可以感受到食物香味無可抗拒的魅力﹐誰說一定要過時的橫街窄巷。

馬國明的文筆不錯讀起來也有感染力﹐可惜內容只要細心推敲就會發現當中錯誤百出。評論文化政治的知識份子可以分為兩類﹐一類擁有現代社會求生技能的專業人仕﹐另一類是百無一用的傳統中國文人書生。文人多大話其實不是中國人的專利﹐西方的浪漫主義思潮也是同樣戇居。很不幸馬國明有中國文人的特性﹐他信奉的新左派是浪漫主義的延續﹐中西合壁徹底地不切實際﹐怪不得讀他的文章會如此勞氣。

Recycling 101

Today my company has a presentation on recycling from our recycling company.  It’s part customer education and part customer relationship.  I learned many interesting fact about recycling, not just for environmental protection but also understand recycling as a business.  I won a green company logo hat for asking the best question!

I always complain recycling is too much work, you have sort the bottoms and paper into different recycling bin.  It is easier to throw them into the garbage.  It turns out in some cities, they already have single stream recycling.  People put everything recyclable into the blue box, the recycling company will use machine to sort out different material.  The recycling rate goes up a lot because it is much more convenient.  A realistic goal is recycle over 70% of domestic waste.  Almost every garbage we produce is recyclable, maybe except baby diapers and Styrofoam cups.   No one want to recycle baby diapers is obviously.  Styrofoam cup is non biodegradable and it’s too light, so it does not justify the recycling cost.

Well, actually for those who just throw away things to the garbage should not feel too guilty for our deeds.  The garbage goes to landfill, but that’s not the end of the story.  The guy from recycling company estimate within the next 50 years, technology will be available to recycle materials from old landfill.  Old landfill will turns into a material gold mine.  Therefore, don’t burn the garbage, just dump them to the landfill and wait for the time to come.

I am the one in the company use most paper because I like read a hard copy of all my documents and I am too lazy to wash my own coffee mug.  It turns out I am not very environmental unfriendly after all.  Paper is a very recyclable product.  A printer paper can recycle almost 100% over 20 times.  Used paper can made into cardboard boxes.  The yellower the cardboard box is, the more time the fiber is recycled.  At the end of the life time, the paper fiber is all broken up and degrade into residues that goes to landfill.  Since paper fiber is very biodegradable, it decompose fairly soon and does not harm the environment.  Paper cup is 100% recyclable as long as they go back to the green box.

I asked the best question in the presentation.  The presenter talked about it is hard to find site to build recycling facilities, because no one want to built a garbage dump at their backyard.  I asked why don’t we outsource recycling to third world countries?  Ship over the garbage and let them do the dirty work and ship us back the clean recycled material.  Actually they are already doing it but China is tightening the law and forbid the import untreated garbage.  I commented that we should go to poorer countries in Africa.  Other than foreign issues, there are political reason for the government not to outsource recycling.  Recycling create lots of jobs and it’s a big business.  Although they are garbage jobs, but the government don’t want to upset the unions by moving the jobs overseas.  My friends are ealous of me getting the hat and said it is unfair for the most un-environmental person in the company to get the eco-friendly hat!

Marriage license

In Canada, all wedding couple have to get a marriage license before their wedding day.  You can get it from many places, I just went to London Drugs to get mine from an insurance broker.  The wedding license is just a piece of paper.  It is the document you are going to sign on the wedding day.  The wedding officiant will take it and send it back to the registration office and the government will mail your the wedding certificate.  This piece of computer printed paper costs me $100.  What a rip off!  I wonder how can poor people afford to get marry.  $100 for a piece of paper is ridiculous.  Getting marry is basic human rights.  The government should at least waive the registration fee for the first marriage.  It is fair to charge those who marry more than once.  But getting marry once is pretty much universal.

When I fill in the application form for the marriage license, I notice some legal statment at the back of the form.  It is illegal for a male applicant to marry his mother, daughter or sister and it is also illegal for a female applicant to marry her dad, son or brother.  Incest is illegal, so this rules make sense.  However the legal statment didn’t say anything about son marrying to dad or daugther to mother.  I think we have incest law for many years but the gay marriage is just legalized, so the incest law isn’t update.  It would make a headline news if a gay incest couple trying to register.  On a second thought, maybe the incest law is not update on purpose.  Gay couple cannot have children and the intention of the incest law is to avoid childbirth between close relatives.  Since gay cannot reproduce, we don’t have any reason to stop them getting marry.  Gay is gross.  Incest is very gross.  Gay and incest is exponentially gross, yet it is legal.  Yuck!  The Canadian family law is really screwed up.

JSF Assembly Flow

Just come across this really cool assembly flow diagram and cut away picture of the JSF (F-35)

JSF

F35