評陶傑論香港教育一文

我有時也會看陶傑的文章﹐雖說他被譽為香江第一才子﹐不過他的文章質素參差。寫得好的文章﹐見解獨到精廦內容一針見血﹐寫得馬虎的那些就完全不知所謂。最近我看了陶傑幾篇批評香港教育制度的文章﹐他照舊彈那套老調子﹐把香港教育說得一無是處﹐恨不得把兒童送出國讀書升學。香港教育改革問題多多人所共知﹐可以狠批的地方府捨皆是。可是批評也要有些見地﹐亂彈亂罵與維園阿伯沒有分別。讀到期陶傑在臺仔那篇「孩子不肯出國的時候」﹐我忍不往要寫幾句插陶傑﹐他的理論真的很狗屁不通啊﹗

中文中學與副學士是目前香港教育兩大難題﹐陶傑拿這兩個題目來開刀是容易目標。對著如此大個的目標﹐他竟然可以完全射不中紅心﹐不著邊際地打靶外的稻草人。他在文中說﹕「搞成今天這個亂局,關鍵在於提倡種種「教育改革」的人,嘴巴向平民宣傳,骨子裡自己也不相信。他告訴你母語教學如何好,自己的子女都往英美送。他告訴你副學士是一條通往天堂的光明之路,但高官的子女有哪一個留在香港讀「副學士」的呢?」

陶傑這番說話﹐可笑程度大慨等於問麥當奴的總裁﹐為什麼你不吃漢堡包﹐卻走去食法國大餐。中中和副學士﹐打從開始就是次等貨﹐給沒能力不及﹐不能升讀英中和大學的學生報讀。母語教學的好處﹐就只限於英文程度不夠的學生。副學生更是半吊子的學位﹐給沒有資格入讀學士的學生一個機會﹐總好過要他們做雙失年青。看高官對教育改革的宣傳﹐只要細心留意字裏行間的含意﹐就不難發現中中和副學士是次貨的事實。若有人對官方宣傳信到十足﹐走去讀中中和副學士﹐只好怪自己死蠢了。不過也很難怪他們﹐不是死蠢就不會淪落到要讀中中和副學士。高官理所當然地也會渴望子女成材﹐他們又怎會笨得子女受次貨教育呢﹖說起來香港的大學水平雖然不差﹐但與歐美的名牌大學還有一大段距離。若果高官子女天資優厚後天勤力﹐家境又豐厚付得起外國名校的學費﹐還留在香港讀書就肯定是腦袋不正常了。

陶傑在文中例牌地提出解決香港教育問題的方法﹐他在文中又說﹕「特區政府今天有一千多億盈餘,應該每年定幾十個獎學金名額,令機會平等,不論富貧,雨露均霑,這樣才可以為二十一世紀的香港培養真正的精英人才。」

說出這番話﹐大慨陶傑以為自己是真正的精英人才﹐借鏡自己留學英國後回港的經驗。很可惜在全球化的世界﹐真正的精英人才﹐會希罕香港這個彈丸之地嗎﹖送獎學金讓學子出國讀書﹐這張肯定是單程機票﹐一去無回頭。香港完全沒有科研沒有文化﹐讀文科理科的學生回港沒有出路﹐就算學成後不回港把獎學金嘔出來﹐計落可能還有著數。香港最引以自豪的金融業﹐可是若商科畢業生有得揀﹐你佔他會去華爾街還是去中環﹖醫生律師就更加不用說﹐外國讀書辛辛苦苦考了牌﹐竟然不能拿回香港用。要為香港培養真正的精英人才﹐就更加要搞好香港的教育﹐才可以吸引世界各地的精英來港工作定居。派錢送孩子出國讀書﹐只有陶傑才會想出如此白痴的辨法。他還要不是只說一次﹐不停重覆講完又講﹐足見他是個超級大白痴。

陶傑還批評現代的學童不長進﹐只懂追明星看獎門人刨八掛雜誌﹐說是香港學校的風氣有問題﹐家長要效法孟母三遷搬去外國讀好學校。不過他看錯了一件事﹐比起學校父母的身教更加重要。如果父母自己也煲電視劇集看獎門人刨八掛雜誌﹐搬去那兒讀書也沒有用。陶傑以為外國學生個個也看BBC就是太天真太傻了﹐外國學生不也是會沉迷搖滾樂隊﹐看些同樣是沒有營養的鬼佬電視劇﹐不看獎門人便看survivor。說不定獎門人的教育意義可能比survivor還好些。

人家陶傑是大才子﹐又怎會理我這些無名小卒的指指點點﹐插完他大慨對他不痛不癢﹐照舊在報章雜誌大講癈話批評香港的教育。不過狂插完陶傑一論﹐條氣總算順了點﹐哈﹗

Some thoughts about the Bangalore trip

I have only one week left in my  Bangalore assignment.  I started days remaining counter on my white board in my cubicle, counting the days that I can go home and see Pat.  I swear I will never come back to this country, unless there is another work assignment with enough incentive.  Staying in India for two months is definitely  over my tolerance level, even with a 2 weeks break back home after the first month.  I think the maximum  duration  to work in India is 3 weeks.  2 weeks is too short, you couldn’t get much done.  3 weeks is just right and you have two weekends in between to do some traveling.

Mark asked me if I can go back in time, whether I still sign up to the Bangalore trip.  I think the first month is very critical.  Knowing the Indian team, ramp them up, get them on the same page as the Canada team will make my life down the road much easier.  However, the second month is a waste of time.  Yes, face to face mentoring is nice to have, but I can do it over the phone with net meeting too.  I don’t have to be physically present in Bangalore.  Face to face meeting is more efficient, but inefficient of traffic in Bangalore and sickness from the pollution out weighted whatever benefit we gain from face to face meeting.  I can do a lot conference calls using the 3 hours I stuck in Bangalore traffic every day.

Having a nice meal after work is the only way to keep my sanity.  I have no choice but the crappy curry at PMC canteen for lunch.  If I have to eat equally crappy curry for dinner as well, I would rather jump in front of a tuck tuck and kill myself.  The real benefit for my 2nd month in Bangalore is the weekend travels.  We planed weekend trip for every weekend.  I have been to lots of places in India and get to see the real India, the beautiful India I would enjoy, instead of the garbage piling India I encounter every day.  It would be too sad if you have to spend your weekend in Bangalore with nothing to do.

So long Bangalore, so long India.  6 days left and counting…

Hampi – the hidden jewel of India

Ruin of ancient market

Hampi is probably one of the hidden treasure of India.  It was the capital of the largest Indian kingdom in 14th century.  It is glorious day, its has over half a million population.  Then the Muslim rulers came and destroy everyone.  Now it is an ancient huge ruin covering an area of 75 km square with just a few small farm villages.  Hampi is far away from any major travel route so it is not well known to most travelers.  Hampi only got a paragraph in my tourist book and a couple pages in the Lonely Planet.  With its status as a world heritage site and massive preservation project on the way, I think it will transform itself into the second biggest attraction in India after Taj Mahal.

Trees and rice field  Ruins of ancient market Water thank in the market 

To get to Hampi, we have to take an overnight train from Bangalore.  Riding trains in India is quite an experience.  Although we are riding first class, things are not quite right.  The cabin is OK, at least we got clean sheet and pillow case.  The toilet is a hole go straight down to the tracks.  You can feel the wind when coming up when you are doing your business.  You are not allow to go to toilet when the train stops at train station, otherwise what comes out of you will stay on the tracks.  The train door is not locked, so you can stick your head out and get some fresh air.  It seems quite scary at first, but after a while you use to the open door, you will find it very enjoyable.

Trees and rice field Ox cart waiting to cross the rail crossing. The train door is not locked.  I can stick my head out and enjoy the ride.

The natural beauty of Hampi is stunning.  The whole area is scattered with rocks mountains.  The ancient Indian build their temples and palace using local materials by cutting the stones.  There are over 300 temples in the area, most of them are destroyed and deserted, only a few survive.  The scale of the palace, the market, public bath, the royal bath is very impression.  Every building is connected by an aqua duct system.  The canal built in the ancient times are still used as water supplies by villagers.  The most spectacular view is the sun rise temple on the highest rock mountain.  We woke up 5a.m. to climb the mountain.  Unfortunately we were too slow and missed the sun rise by 15 minutes.  However, the view on top is so beautiful that it still worth the 600 steps hike up the ancient stairs carved out from the rocks.

Ruin of the palace Wake up at 5a.m. to watch sun rise Water temple. The royal water tank.

We don’t plan ahead of time, but the weekend we visit Hampi is also the birthday of the monkey god.  There is a big festival going on in the only functional temple in the area.  Villagers nearby all come to the temple to celebrate.  Indian festival is very interesting. Hundreds of men and boys will pull a 6-7 stores high chariot down the street.  The temple elephant will also come out and give blessing to people.  You just have to drop coins into its trunk, it will give the coin to its master then laid its trunk on your head.

Indians are pulling the huge chariot Holy elephant is giving out blessing Temple kids' band

Hampi is very clean compare to other Indian cities.  There ain’t any garbage on the street.  The people are poor but they seem to live a happy simple life.  There are not many hawkers nor people asking for money.  The villages are generally very nice and kind.  Probably many of them never see foreigners, they want to take photos with you.  The little kids are especially energetic, they will follow you around with their curious little eyes.  Mark is trying to teach high-five to the little kids.  Maybe a few years from now, high-five would be the coolest gesture in Indian.

Villagers lining up for photo Kids with sling shots Rice field with straight stones Kids in a village

Hampi is the kind of India experience I was expecting.  Seeing the ruins of an ancient civilization and having close encounter with people living in peaceful poor villages.  I am glad I sign up for this trip, it is a pleasant surprise.  If there is one thing I have to complain, it’s the heat.  It’s over 35 degree under the sun in the afternoon.  We have to start our sight early in the morning and retire to the hotel swimming pool in the afternoon.

De-bug

Every night when we come back to the guest house after dinner, we have to de-bug. No, I am not meaning we are so hard working that we are still fixing our code at night. I mean de-bug literally. Since the beginning of this week, we have serious bug problem in the guest house. We are seeing 3 inches big cockroach every night. So far Mark is more popular among the cockroaches, 3 cockroaches have shown up in his room, only one showed up in my room.

The three cockroaches are murdered brutally by Mark. Mark seems to develop a very efficient and fun method to de-bug. First we need an old magazine and a Mag-Lite torch. Mark will use the magazine to play with the cockroach until it flips upside down. Then he will cover the cockroach with the magazine and pound it hard using the handle his torch. After pounding repeatably for 30 to 40 times, we have a very nice minced cockroach and cockroach juice on the marble floor.

Mark brutally murder  Mr. cockroach with his Mag-Lite. Victim number 1

Mark's 2nd victim. Victim number 2

The third victim. Victim number 3
Tonight we tried a different approach. Instead of killing the cockroach on spot, we decided to capture it. Capturing it is much easier than killing it, since if you don’t hit it, it doesn’t run away. You just have to cover it up with a food container and place the lid once it is inside. Now, we have captured a cockroach, but we have no idea what to do with it. There are a few suggestions: from taking it out and pound to its death, to flush it down the toilet, to drop it off from the balcon, to nuke it in the microwave. At the end, we decide to spare its life for another night and leave it on top of the table. I think Mark is thinking about keeping the cockroach as his pet, since he has already named the cockroach, Sammy.

We captured Mr. Cockroach. Sammy the cockroach.

Mark is saying hello to his new pet. Mark is saying hello to Sammy.

The Golden Compass 黃金羅盤

The Golden Compass Philip Pullman的「黑暗物質」三部曲是套讓我愛不釋手的小說。雖然這套小說的名氣不及「哈利波特」響亮﹐故事卻比後者更深刻感人。「黑暗物質」的主角是小 女孩﹐但它不只是兒童讀物﹐更可以讓不同年齡的讀者反思世界。「黑暗物質」第一部「黃金羅盤」搬上大銀幕﹐我自然很熱切期待著電影上映。原本期望電影改編 可達「魔戒」的級數﹐保留原著神髓又不失娛樂性。可是拍出來卻像「哈利波特」電影版﹐故事內容大致齊全﹐可是就是欠缺作品的靈魂﹐淪為徒具外表面的空殼。

「黃金羅盤」的背景設定其實十分很吸引﹐特別是對小孩子觀眾。那個世界人類的靈魂不是在腦內﹐而是以不同動物的形態倍伴在身旁。教會以神權政治統治那個世 界﹐任何對教會權威的質疑皆是異端邪說。主角Lyra是被大學校長收養的小孤女﹐在一連串偶然的事件推使下﹐她與她的靈獸展開橫跨大陸勇闖地極的冒險。在 旅途中以她為中心串聯反起教會勢力﹐有為尋找世界真理而挑戰教會權威的學者﹐有要拯救孩子被教會綁架去做實驗的吉甫賽人﹐有流亡荒野預言主角來臨救世的女 巫﹐還有很生鬼懂話說的武裝北極熊族﹐。

原著小說的故事驚險很有趣﹐改篇為劇本也很難失手。「黃金羅盤」在娛樂性十足﹐會說話的動物﹐飛天女巫﹐武裝熊大戰﹐無一不是吸引小朋友入場的元素。小說 在故事言語之間﹐隱含對宗教權威主義的批判﹐在電影版中則沒法表達出來。電影名稱是指看起來像黃金羅盤的真理探測儀﹐這個儀器可以解答任何人的任何問題。 問問題的方法很特別﹐需要依靠靈感解讀表面的圖案。在小說中主角學習如何和黃金羅盤溝通﹐一步一步理解她身處世界的秘密﹐與讀者一同解開平衡世界與塵之謎 ﹐是小說牽引讀者的一條重要主線。可是在電影中的黃金羅盤太易用了﹐講出問題答案就自動浮現出來﹐變成好像魔鏡一樣的普通魔法道具﹐失去原著中謎樣的魅力。

不論是電影還是小說﹐「黃金羅盤」的主題意識也像燈光招惹昆蟲一樣﹐引來很多來自宗教的批評。故事中的教會是百份百壞人﹐自以為擁有神賜與無上的權威﹐恣 意踐踏任何反對的聲音﹐儘管教會往往與真理背道而馳。故事很明顯取材自中世紀黑暗時期的教會﹐並無意影射現代經過文明洗禮的教會。小說中帶出歷史的教訓﹐ 可以作為對教會善意提醒﹐有則改之無則小心妨範。可是總是有些心虛的宗教團體自行對號入座﹐說小說是惡意攻擊宗教。其實那些感覺被冒犯的教會﹐會否正正就 如小說中的教會一樣﹐濫權力打壓異己﹐才會對小說如此敏感﹐反射性作出的自我保護的批評呢﹖